Grandpa Lucy, you're the only woman I ever knew who didn't improve her situation by getting divorced.
6th most-quoted character in The Lost Boys (1987): in 8 of its 69 quotes
Most scenes with: Sam Emerson (4), Michael (2)
Rules! We've got some rules around here. Second shelf is mine. That's where I keep my root beers and my double-thick Oreo cookies. Nobody touches the second shelf but me. There's another rule around here, and I want you to pay close attention. Don't touch anything. Everything is exactly where I want it.
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2 quotes Grandpa Grandpa [as Michael comes home in the morning]
Looks like I wasn't the only one who got lucky last night.
Scenes with Grandpa
5 scenes
Lucy No, he's just a deep sleeper.
If he's dead, can we go back to Phoenix?
Grandpa Playin' dead. And from what I heard, doin' a damn good job of it, too.
Grandpa, is it true that Santa Carla's the murder capital of the world?
Grandpa There are some bad elements around here.
Wait a second, let me get this straight. You're telling me we've moved to the murder capital of the world? Are you serious, Grandpa?
Grandpa Well, let me put it this way. If all the corpses buried around here were to stand up all at once we'd have one hell of a population problem.
Grandpa Now, on Wednesdays when the mailman brings the TV Guide sometimes the address label is curled up just a little. You'll be tempted to tear it off. Don't. You'll only wind up rippin' the cover and I don't like that. And stay outta here.
Wait, you have a TV?
Grandpa No. I just like to read the TV Guide. Read the TV Guide, you don't need a TV.
Grandpa Anything in here that might pass for after-shave?
How about some Windex, Grandpa?
Grandpa Yeah, let me try some of that. [slaps some on] Not bad!
Mother
Dad! Dad, are you all right?
Grandpa One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach. All the damn vampires.
