Barnard Hughes movie quotes

View Quote Rules! We've got some rules around here. Second shelf is mine. That's where I keep my root beers and my double-thick Oreo cookies. Nobody touches the second shelf but me. There's another rule around here, and I want you to pay close attention. Don't touch anything. Everything is exactly where I want it.

View Quote [as Michael comes home in the morning] Looks like I wasn't the only one who got lucky last night.

View Quote Lucy, you're the only woman I ever knew who didn't improve her situation by getting divorced.

View Quote Dr. Gibbs: Ha, ha. You've got to expect some static. After all, computers are just machines, they can't think.
Alan: Some programs will be thinking soon.
Dr. Gibbs: Won't that be grand? All the computers and the programs will start thinking and the people will stop.

View Quote Dr. Gibbs: User requests are what computers are for!
Dillinger: Doing our business is what computers are for!

View Quote Dillinger: ENCOM isn't the business you started in your garage anymore. We're billing accounts in thirty different countries; new defense systems; we have one of the most sophisticated pieces of equipment in existence.
Dr. Gibbs: Oh, I know all that. [starts for the elevator] Sometimes I wish I were back in my garage...
Dillinger: That can be arranged, Walter.
Dr. Gibbs: [stops and turns back to Dillinger, visibly angry] That was uncalled for! You know, you can remove men like Alan and me from the system, but we helped create it! And our spirit remains in every program we design for this computer!
Dillinger: Walter, it's getting late. I've got better things to do than to have religious discussions with you. Don't worry about ENCOM anymore; it's out of your hands now.

View Quote [Tron has requested access to the I/O tower.]
Dumont: [closes his eyes] All that is visible must grow beyond itself, and extend into the realm of the invisible. [to Tron] You may pass, my friend.

View Quote Yori: Dumont!
Dumont: Yori! And... Tron?
Yori: Tron is dead.
Dumont: Who is that?
Yori: That is a User, Dumont. He came here to help us. Tron believed in him.
Dumont: If the Users can no longer help us, we're lost.
Sark: So, we have erased that program... No. You were de-rezzed. I saw you.
Flynn: Not me, Sark.
Sark: There's nothing special about you. You're just an ordinary program.
Flynn: So are you; one that should have been erased.
Sark: You're nothing! Take that program to the holding pit!!
Yori: Please, don't take...
Sark: Taking our friend here, and some other religious fanatics, to Master Control. When I disembark, this ship, and everything that remains on board will automatically de-rezz. This means you.

View Quote Sark: Had enough?
Dumont: [strapped to a torture circuit] What do you want? I'm busy!
Sark: Busy dying, you worn out excuse for an old program?
Dumont: Yes, I'm old... old enough to remember the MCP when it was just a chess program. He started small and he'll end small!
Sark: Very funny, Dumont – maybe I should keep you around just to make me laugh!

View Quote I am the fool for Christ, and Paraclete of Caborca.

View Quote Edmund Drummond: So at 9:15 this morning I rang for my nurse...
Dr. Bock: Rang for your nurse?
Edmund Drummond: To ensure one full hour of uninterrupted privacy.
Dr. Bock: Good.

View Quote This is Dr. Ives. He's in the Nephrology Lab. I was in there a little while ago, and he was suddenly taken ill, and I thought I'd better get him over here right away. He had at that time perhaps an hour to live. Prompt treatment would have saved his life. As a staff doctor, he was seen without preliminaries... His vital signs were taken, an electrocardiogram... which revealed occasional ventricular premature contractions. An intern took his history... and then he was promptly... simply... forgotten to death.

View Quote Mr. Crisp: Teach them how to play... soccer.
Father Maurice: We haven't got the balls for that.

View Quote [Mr. Crisp and the others are looking for the kids]
Father Maurice: How will we ever find them?
Mr. Crisp: That's easy, just look for the choir that looks like it just robbed a convenience store.

View Quote [Father Wolfgang offers Sister Mary Clarence some gross-looking food]
Sister Mary Clarence: Oh no, no, no... Jenny Craig, I just couldn't, thank you so much.
Father Maurice: [Lifts the sausage on his own plate, then replaces it] This, uh... needs a prayer.