Mr. Crisp Sister Mary Fake!
Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit (1993): in 5 of its 50 quotes
Most scenes with: Father Maurice (2)
Have you been drinking more of that sacramental wine, father?
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3 scenes Mr. Crisp Teach them how to play... soccer.
We haven't got the balls for that.
Mr. Crisp That's easy, just look for the choir that looks like it just robbed a convenience store.
Archdiocese man 1
[Archdiocese officials trio walks up to Mother Superior and Father Maurice congratulating and shaking their hands]
Simply outstanding.
Oh. Thank you. Thank you.
Archdiocese woman
What a performance! My heart is still racing. Congratulations.
Your heart's still racing? Good! What a surprise to see you here. You're aware. Of course. That the school that has just won... is the school you are about to close.
Archdiocese man 1
You must be kidding! With a choir like that? We've gotta get ready for next year's competition.
I'm so pleased you feel that way! Ha!
Archdiocese woman
[Mr. Crisp is appearing]
Oh. Mr. Crisp! Mr. Crisp! Just in time!
Mr. Crisp You're the people I wanna see! You have been deceived!
Archdiocese man 2
What? What's he talking about?!
Mr. Crisp Yes. This Sister. Sister Mary Clarence.
He's quite right. You have been deceived. You see. actually. It was Mr. Crisp...
Archdiocese man 1
It was Mr. Crisp's idea?
Yes. Yes. Indeed. Yeah. I suppose he did it to keep St Francis from closing. And it worked.
Mr. Crisp St Francis isn't closing?!
No. St Francis isn't closing.
Archdiocese man 1
We knew you wanted to be considered for early retirement. We didn't know you were just being modest.
Mr. Crisp Oh. I di...
Oh. They can't let a prize bull like you be put out to pasture. No. There must be a real trouble spot somewhere in the Archdiocese... that could use Mr. Crisp's extraordinary talents.
Mr. Crisp That woman! That. That woman!
Go with God. Crispy.
