Michael Any jobs around here?
Man
Nothing legal.
Played by Jason Patric 
The Lost Boys (1987) · 69 quotes
The Lost Boys (1987) · 69 quotes
5th most-quoted character in The Lost Boys (1987): in 9 of its 69 quotes
Most scenes with: Sam Emerson (7), Edgar Frog (2), Grandpa (2)
Scenes with Michael
9 scenes Michael Michael [about Grandpa]
Looks like he's dead!
Lucy
No, he's just a deep sleeper.
If he's dead, can we go back to Phoenix?
Playin' dead. And from what I heard, doin' a damn good job of it, too.
Michael Grandpa, is it true that Santa Carla's the murder capital of the world?
There are some bad elements around here.
Wait a second, let me get this straight. You're telling me we've moved to the murder capital of the world? Are you serious, Grandpa?
Well, let me put it this way. If all the corpses buried around here were to stand up all at once we'd have one hell of a population problem.
So where're we going?
Michael Nowhere.
So what's the rush? You're chasing that girl aren't you? Come on, admit it. You're at the mercy of your sex glands, bud.
Michael [Michael is floating outside Sam's window.]
Open up!
Stay back!
Michael Sammy, help me! Open up! Help me! Sammy, open the window!
Never! I knew it!
Michael I'm not!
So what are you, the flying nun?
Michael Look, this isn't a comic book, Sam, these guys are brutal killers.
So are the Frog brothers!
Michael If something happens down there, I won't have the strength to protect you.
This time I'll protect you. Even though you're a vampire, You're still my brother.
If you try to stop us, or vamp out in any way, I'll stake you without even thinking twice about it!
Chill out, Edgar.
Yeah, come on!
Michael Where did you say you met these guys?
Michael You afraid to face me, David?
I tried to make you immortal.
Michael You tried to make me a killer!
You are a killer! My turn. Stop fighting me, Michael. I don't want to kill you. Join us.
Michael Never!
It is too late, my blood is in your veins.
Michael So is mine!
Michael I don't want you going down there, Sam.
Well, I'm going, whether you want me to or not.
Michael Look, this isn't a comic book, Sam; these guys are brutal killers.
Oh, yeah? Well, guess what? So are the Frog Brothers! Look, who would you rather go down there with you, them or me? It's up to you.
Michael If something happens down there, I'm not gonna have the strength to protect you.
Well, this time, I'll protect you, buddy. Even though you're a vampire, you're still my brother.
Listen! Just so you know, if you try to stop us, or vamp out in any way, then I'll stake you without even thinking twice about it, and that is something you do not want!
Chill out, Edgar.
Yeah, come on!
Michael Where did you say you met these guys?
