James Ubriacco quotes from Look Who's Talking Now (1993)

View Quote Look, they're gonna know my wife put me in this suit. It's the color of poo.

Scenes with James Ubriacco

View Quote Mikey Ubriacco: I don't wanna brush my teeth. I brushed them last Saturday!
James: I know, but you're gonna have plants growing out of your mouth.

View Quote Mollie: James.
James: What?
Mollie: Don't tell jokes.
James: I'm funny!
Mollie: You *are* funny, honey, in sort of a...
James: Corny.
Mollie: Corny, kind of funny.

View Quote Mollie: Most little girls are obsessed with ponies and mermaids, not big sweaty men making jump shots. Should we be worried? Mike!
James: Well, it's the Suns, honey. If it were the Mavericks, I'd be worried.

View Quote James: Mike, what do you think of this suit?
Mikey Ubriacco: You look like my principal.
James: See? Even he thinks it's stupid.
Mollie: *He* is not offering you a dental plan.

View Quote James: Honey, this isn't me. I wanna be myself.
Mollie: Okay, you're not gonna get this job if you're yourself.

View Quote Julie Ubriacco: Look! They like each other!
Daphne: Mongrel.
Rocks: Bitch.
James: [to Mollie] Look, honey, they like each other.

View Quote Mikey Ubriacco: [after he and James have brought Rocks home and have seen Daphne for the first time] I like Rocks better...
James: [putting his hand over Mikey's mouth] A dog! A dog! Finally a dog! We'll play with your Rocks later.
Mikey Ubriacco: [muffled] Okay, no problem.
Mollie: As I was just telling Samantha, there's no way we'd take her precious baby away.
James: [citing the "dog school" Daphne attended] Radcliffe, honey, Radcliffe! [walks away]

Other characters in Look Who's Talking Now (1993): Mollie Ubriacco · Rocks · Daphne