Daphne
I hate this haircut, my butt is freezing!
Rocks
Ha, ha, cute butt.
Look Who's Talking Now quotes
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Rocks
Daphne
What's your name?
Rocks
They call me No.
Daphne
Silly, that's not your name. That's what they say when you're bad. There must be something else, what're they always calling you?
Rocks
Well, there is that rocks thing.
Daphne
Rocks, that's it!
Dogs
That's your last meal, amigo. Then it's a big nap for you.
James
Honey, this isn't me. I wanna be myself.
Mollie
Okay, you're not gonna get this job if you're yourself.
James
Mike, what do you think of this suit?
Mikey Ubriacco
You look like my principal.
James
See? Even he thinks it's stupid.
Mollie
*He* is not offering you a dental plan.
Julie Ubriacco
[from the car]
Mommy found another doggie!
Julie Ubriacco
Look! They like each other!
Daphne
Mongrel.
Rocks
Bitch.
James
[to Mollie]
Look, honey, they like each other.
Mikey Ubriacco
[after he and James have brought Rocks home and have seen Daphne for the first time]
I like Rocks better...
James
[putting his hand over Mikey's mouth]
A dog! A dog! Finally a dog! We'll play with your Rocks later.
Mikey Ubriacco
[muffled]
Okay, no problem.
Mollie
As I was just telling Samantha, there's no way we'd take her precious baby away.
James
[citing the "dog school" Daphne attended]
Radcliffe, honey, Radcliffe! [walks away]
Mikey Ubriacco
I don't wanna brush my teeth. I brushed them last Saturday!
James
I know, but you're gonna have plants growing out of your mouth.
Mikey Ubriacco
Stop brushing her, Julie. She already looks like a Q-tip.
Julie Ubriacco
Your dog smells like a diaper.
Mikey Ubriacco
Does not!
Julie Ubriacco
Diaper dog! Diaper dog!
Mikey Ubriacco
Q-tip head dog.
Julie Ubriacco
Stinky dog!
Mikey Ubriacco
Bald-butted dog.
Mikey Ubriacco
We need a dog. 'Cause like those guys who come to our door to sell stuff, he could chew their legs off.
Mollie
[dressed up like an elf]
I need to get these shoes off, my toes are curling.
Mollie
[on the phone]
Oh, yeah? Well, Merry Christmas, you bimbo!
Mollie
[opening pay envelope]
Pink! Mine's pink today... how festive! [reads paper, faints]
Mollie
James.
James
What?
Mollie
Don't tell jokes.
James
I'm funny!
Mollie
You *are* funny, honey, in sort of a...
James
Corny.
Mollie
Corny, kind of funny.