Most scenes together: Samantha Caine/Charly Baltimore & Mitch Henessey (12)
Tell me, old man, how many of those things you got?
Nathan Waldman Three: one shoulder, one hip, and one right here next to Mr. Wally, where most pat-downs never reveal it, as an agent's often reluctant to feel up another man's groin. Any other questions?
Yeah! What's the weather like on your planet?
Die screaming, mother****er!
Earl, do me a favor? … Every few words, have some bubbles come out of your mouth and say "hic".
Stop being a little baby and get up. Life is pain. Get used to it!
It ain't over. You're going to die screaming... and I'm going to watch. Am I telling the truth?
Chefs do that.
Do not make an assumption, cause when you make an assumption, you make an ass outta you; and umption!
I ain't handsome, I ain't rich, and the last time I got blown, candy bars cost a nickel.
I never did one thing right in my life, you know that? Not one. That takes skill.
Naw, I sock 'em in the mouth and yell, "Pop goes the weasel." Who the **** are you?
What I'm saying is, back when we first met, you were all like "Oh phooey, I burned the darn' muffins." Now, you go into a bar, ten minutes later, sailors come runnin' out. What up with that?
You couldn't hit a lake if you were standing on the bottom of it.
