Mitch Henessey I never did one thing right in my life, you know that? Not one. That takes skill. Mitch Henessey What I'm saying is, back when we first met, you were all like "Oh phooey, I burned the darn' muffins." Now, you go into a bar, ten minutes later, sailors come runnin' out. What up with that? Mitch Henessey I ain't handsome, I ain't rich, and the last time I got blown, candy bars cost a nickel.