2nd most-quoted character in Little Giants (1994): in 8 of its 27 quotes
Most scenes with: Tad "Rad Tad" Simpson (4), Jake "Berminator" Berman (2), Danny O'Shea (2)
We never get picked for anything. Life stinks!
Yeah, there goes my shot at the pros. I'm gonna have to be a senator.
Here's a kiss for Murphy. And for Patterson and Briggs too. [Farts loudly]
UGH! Damn, Zol-fart! What kind of roadkill did your mom feed you last night?
Free-range skunk.
Did I pass the spelling test, Mrs. Greeley?
Wow, Spike knocked him all the way back to second grade!
[The Little Giants help Timmy as the camera shows an imprint of Timmy's body in the grass]
Great, now they have Spike.
And we got nothing.
We got us.
Yeah! We stink!
'Cause you can't catch, Hot Hands.
At least he can walk, Crush Jerk.
Hey Zolteck, have another Pop Tart!
Yeah, fart boy, or can't you open your big mouth wide enough?!?
Okay, guys, that's enough.
Yeah, Coach's right. Break it up.
Oh, shut up, Junior! You're so good, it makes us sick!
Hey, you don't want me to play? No problemo. I'm outta here. [Leaves]
Nice work! If it wasn't for him, we wouldn't even have a team.
Hey, if it wasn't for him, maybe you'd stop drooling and played a little more football!
Yeah!
Why can't we all just play together?
Oh, shut up, dipstick! You're probably the main reason Spike quit!
Yeah, quit bawling you big baby!
I can cry if I want! It's a free country! I can even do this! [kicks Rudy's leg]
Ow! Ow!
Nice kick.
Who cares?
Get ready dog breath. Because when I'm finished with you, you'll be farting out of your mouth and talking out of your butt!
Is that physically possible?
Are you all right?
I think so.
You know, there is something you guys should know. When I was 10 years old, I put myself on the injured list. I never got off it.
Because I didn't get picked a few times, so I started hiding under the bleachers.
That's where we belong. Under the bleachers.
No, you don't. You guys belong out there with those Cowboys. You know how I know that? Because I belong out there with my brother.
Give us a break, coach. You could never beat Kevin O'Shea at anything!
That's not true. I did beat him once.
When?
When we were kids. We used to race our bikes down Cherry Hill every day after school. We raced every day and he always beat me, but one time - one time i beat him.
You beat Kevin down Cherry Hill?
Yes, I did. He ate my dust.
Big deal. One time.
You know, one time at Randy Cooper's swim party, I did a backflip off the high dive, and my brother chickened out.
Roger chickened out? He's a Marine!
Ah, that's nothing! One time at the spring carnival, I beat both of my brothers in the Cow Dung Toss.
You beat Matt and Brad in the turd toss?
You know, one time I went fishing with my entire family, and I was the only one that didn't throw up.
So what? It still doesn't make us good football players.
Well, wait a second, guys. Who said you had to be good to play football? You play football because you want to. You play football because it's fun. You play football so you and pretend you're Joe Montana throwing a touchdown pass, or Emmitt Smith going for a long run, and even if those Cowboys are better than you guys, even if they beat you 99 times out of 100, that still leaves.
One time.
One time.
Yeah...one time!
Aahh! It's a mom!
[The Little Giants scream and run away to hide]
You rang?
Peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Are you nuts?
It's still good!
You'll never get anywhere treating your helmet like a lunchbox, son. [Sees Butz pull something else out of the helmet] What are those?
Cheetos.
Crunchy or Puffed?
Puffed.
