Little Giants (1994) · 27 quotes
Most-quoted character in Little Giants (1994): in 10 of its 27 quotes
Most scenes with: Danny O'Shea (4), Tad "Rad Tad" Simpson (3), Little Giants (3)
Who's Spike's lead blocker?
The Icebox.
Where's he at?
Right here.
Spike don't play with girls
She's pretty good, Spike.
Spike don't care. Didn't you hear? Spike don't play with-
Look, you berzerko Barbie doll, when you mess with Spike, you mess with death.
You can talk the talk. But can you walk the walk?
Try me!
I will!
Let's go!
Right now!
Jake "Berminator" Berman Somebody call 911!
Jake "Berminator" Berman I use these for acid indigestion.
What are we going to use them for?
Jake Intimidation.
Jake "Berminator" Berman And we got nothing.
We got us.
Yeah! We stink!
'Cause you can't catch, Hot Hands.
At least he can walk, Crush Jerk.
Hey Zolteck, have another Pop Tart!
Yeah, fart boy, or can't you open your big mouth wide enough?!?
Okay, guys, that's enough.
Yeah, Coach's right. Break it up.
Oh, shut up, Junior! You're so good, it makes us sick!
Hey, you don't want me to play? No problemo. I'm outta here. [Leaves]
Nice work! If it wasn't for him, we wouldn't even have a team.
Hey, if it wasn't for him, maybe you'd stop drooling and played a little more football!
Yeah!
Why can't we all just play together?
Oh, shut up, dipstick! You're probably the main reason Spike quit!
Yeah, quit bawling you big baby!
I can cry if I want! It's a free country! I can even do this! [kicks Rudy's leg]
Ow! Ow!
Nice kick.
Who cares?
Death shrouds.
Jake "Berminator" Berman So the guys at the morgue can identify the bodies.
Cowboys! Cowboys! Win, win, win!
Jake "Berminator" Berman Help us, God!
You know, there is something you guys should know. When I was 10 years old, I put myself on the injured list. I never got off it.
Because I didn't get picked a few times, so I started hiding under the bleachers.
That's where we belong. Under the bleachers.
No, you don't. You guys belong out there with those Cowboys. You know how I know that? Because I belong out there with my brother.
Give us a break, coach. You could never beat Kevin O'Shea at anything!
That's not true. I did beat him once.
Jake "Berminator" Berman When?
When we were kids. We used to race our bikes down Cherry Hill every day after school. We raced every day and he always beat me, but one time - one time i beat him.
Jake "Berminator" Berman: You beat Kevin down Cherry Hill?
Yes, I did. He ate my dust.
Big deal. One time.
You know, one time at Randy Cooper's swim party, I did a backflip off the high dive, and my brother chickened out.
Roger chickened out? He's a Marine!
Ah, that's nothing! One time at the spring carnival, I beat both of my brothers in the Cow Dung Toss.
You beat Matt and Brad in the turd toss?
Jake "Berminator" Berman You know, one time I went fishing with my entire family, and I was the only one that didn't throw up.
So what? It still doesn't make us good football players.
Well, wait a second, guys. Who said you had to be good to play football? You play football because you want to. You play football because it's fun. You play football so you and pretend you're Joe Montana throwing a touchdown pass, or Emmitt Smith going for a long run, and even if those Cowboys are better than you guys, even if they beat you 99 times out of 100, that still leaves.
One time.
One time.
Yeah...one time!
Jake "Berminator" Berman I can't see with this thing on!
Jake "Berminator" Berman My mom says the pads you gave me weren't enough. [The team comes over and plays pushes with him] This is great! Keep pushing! I can't feel a thi- [Smacks into a pole and falls down]
Jake? Jake? Are you all right?
Hey, four eyes!
Jake "Berminator" Berman Ow!
Want your mama? [He laughs and walks away]
Jake "Berminator" Berman Don't be talkin' bout my mama!
Personal Foul, number 32, white!
What?! Are you crazy, what kind of a call is that?!
Jake "Berminator" Berman That wasn't very nice you big bully! [Spike pushes him down]
Hammersmith? If that kid of yours pulls another stunt like that, you're both out of here.
Hey, come on! I thought you wanted to win!
Not like that.
