Lilo & Stitch quotes
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Lilo: We're leaving Stitch?
Pleakley: Trust me this is not going end well.
[Jumba and Stitch continue to pass the ever expanding cannon back and forth]
Jumba: One potato!
Stitch: Two potato!
Pleakley: Trust me this is not going end well.
[Jumba and Stitch continue to pass the ever expanding cannon back and forth]
Jumba: One potato!
Stitch: Two potato!
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Stitch: [passes it back to Jumba] Merry Christmas.
Jumba: It's not Christmas [hurriedly passes it back to Stitch]
Stitch: [throws it back Jumba] Happy Hanukkah!
[Pleakley has Lilo over his shoulder and is running for the door]
Jumba: It's not Christmas [hurriedly passes it back to Stitch]
Stitch: [throws it back Jumba] Happy Hanukkah!
[Pleakley has Lilo over his shoulder and is running for the door]
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Lilo: Are you okay?
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Shelter Worker: [talking to Nani] Oh, yes. Mm-hmm. All of our dogs are adoptable.
[Sees Lilo coming out of the kennels with Stitch]
Shelter Worker ...EXCEPT THAT ONE!
[Nani runs to grap Lilo away from Stitch]
Nani: What is that thing?!
[Sees Lilo coming out of the kennels with Stitch]
Shelter Worker ...EXCEPT THAT ONE!
[Nani runs to grap Lilo away from Stitch]
Nani: What is that thing?!
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[David has just asked Nani out and Nani refused]
Lilo: Don't worry. She likes your butt and fancy hair. I know. I read her diary.
Lilo: Don't worry. She likes your butt and fancy hair. I know. I read her diary.
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[Stitch grabs the plasma cannon]
Stitch: Ha!
[Jumba shoves a carrot in the barrel before it can go off]
Stitch: Ha!
[Jumba shoves a carrot in the barrel before it can go off]
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Pleakley: Oh, great! He's loose!
Jumba: His destructive programing is taking effect. He will be irresistibly drawn to large cities where he will back up sewers, reverse street signs and steal everyone's left shoe.
Jumba: His destructive programing is taking effect. He will be irresistibly drawn to large cities where he will back up sewers, reverse street signs and steal everyone's left shoe.
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Lilo: [to herself] I knew it.
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Stitch: Ohana means family. Family means...
Nani: "Nobody gets left behind".
Stitch: Or forgotten. Yeah. [to Jumba] Hey! Jumbu-ki jabbi!
Nani: "Nobody gets left behind".
Stitch: Or forgotten. Yeah. [to Jumba] Hey! Jumbu-ki jabbi!
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Lilo: Did you lose your job because of Stitch and me?
Nani: Nah, the manager's a vampire. He wanted me to join his Legion of the Undead.
Nani: Nah, the manager's a vampire. He wanted me to join his Legion of the Undead.
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Pleakley: [sarcastically] Oh good! I was hoping to add theft, endangerment, and insanity to my list of things I did today!
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[Nani and Lilo are in the process of adopting Stitch from the animal shelter]