Lilo & Stitch quotes

68 total quotes

Dialogues
Jumba
Lilo
Others
Stitch

View Quote Stitch: [Coughs] Meega nala quista!
Audience: [gasps]
Council Woman: So naughty!
Jumba: I didn't teach him that!

View Quote Lilo: Did you lose your job because of Stitch and me?
Nani: Nah, the manager's a vampire. He wanted me to join his Legion of the Undead.

View Quote [In Jumba's cell after Stitch has escaped]
Jumba: Heh heh, he got away?
Grand Councilwoman: I'm sure this comes as no surprise to you.
Jumba: I designed this creature for it to be unstoppable.
Grand Councilwoman: Which is precisely why you must now bring him back.

View Quote Stitch: My--
Jumba: Mother--
Stitch: Told--
Jumba: Me--
Stitch: You

View Quote Shelter worker: A dog, I think! But it was dead this morning.
Nani: It was DEAD this morning?!
Shelter worker: Well, we thought it was dead. It was hit by a truck.
Lilo: I like him!

View Quote Stitch: ALOHA!
Capt. Gantu: You're vile! You're foul! You're FLAWED! [smashes hand on Stitch]
Stitch: Also cute and fluffy!

View Quote Nani: Oh, your head looks swollen.
Jumba: Actually, she's just ugly.

View Quote [Sitich has bitten Pleakley's head]
Pleakley [in disguise as a woman] All is well. Please, go about your business. I'm okay.