Lilo & Stitch quotes

68 total quotes

Dialogues
Jumba
Lilo
Others
Stitch

View Quote Lilo: [Nani is getting rid of Stitch] He was an orphan and we adopted him! What about Ohana?
Nani: He hasn't been here that long!
Lilo: Neither have I! Dad said Ohana means family. [Nani stops] Ohana means family. Family means...
Nani: ...nobody gets left behind.

View Quote Lilo: [Yelling angrily] It's FISH! If I gave Pudge tuna, I'd be an abomination! I'm late 'cos I had to go to the store, to get some peanut butter, 'cos all we have, is, IS STINKING TUNA!
Dance Instructor: Lilo. Why is this so important?
Lilo: Pudge controls the weather.
Myrtle: You're crazy.

View Quote Grand Council Women: (To Cobra) Hm... You look familiar.

View Quote Stitch: Yu Porma dissy!
Jumba: Leave my mother out of this!

View Quote Cobra Bubbles: Roswell, 1973.
Grand Concil Woman: Oh yes... You had hair back then.

View Quote Jumba: What? Me?
Grand Councilwoman: And to reward you we are willing to trade your freedom for his capture.
Jumba: Hhmm 626 will not come easily... Maybe direct hit from plasma cannon might stun him long enough to--
Grand Councilwoman: Plasma cannon granted.

View Quote David: [hopefully] She thinks it's fancy?

View Quote Gantu: What is that monstrosity?

View Quote Council Woman: [to Stitch] Show us there something inside you that is good.

View Quote Lilo: David! I got a new dog!
David: You sure it's a dog?
Lilo: Uh-huh. He used to be a collie before he got ran over

View Quote Lilo: [trying to push Nani out of her room] Can't you go any faster?!

View Quote Lilo: Yeah, she disciplines me real good. Sometimes five times a day. With bricks.
Cobra Bubbles: Bricks?
Lilo: Uh-huh. In a pillowcase.

View Quote Jumba: Ha ha! You too?

View Quote Jumba: Three potato!
Stitch: Four!
Jumba: Five potato!
Stitch: Six potato!
Jumba: Seven potato more!

View Quote Lilo: Are you okay?