Lilo & Stitch quotes

68 total quotes

Dialogues
Jumba
Lilo
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Stitch

View Quote This is you, and this is your badness level. It's unusually high for someone your size. [In reference to the drawn picture of Stitch colored in with mostly red]

View Quote Dance Instructor: Pudge is a fish...?
Lilo: [continues] But today we were out of peanut butter. I asked my sister what to give him and she said a tuna sandwich! I can't give Pudge tuna! [whispers] Do you know what tuna is?
Dance Instructor: Umm... fish?

View Quote Jumba: Monstrosity? What you see before you is the first of a new species. I call it Experiment 626. He is fire-proof, bullet-proof, and can think faster than super computer. He can see in the dark, and move objects three thousand times his size. His only instinct... to destroy everything he touches! [laughs maniacally]
Grand Councilwoman: So it is a monster.
Jumba: Eh, just a little one.

View Quote Jumba: WHAAAAT?! After all you put me through, you expect me to help you just like that?! JUST LIKE THAT?!?
Stitch: Ih.

View Quote Lilo: [sounding slightly bored, speaking in response to Nani's pantomiming behind Cobra] I'm adjusted. I eat four food groups and look both ways when crossing the street. And I take long naps… [Nani holds up a fist making a muscle-probably to suggest exercise] - and get disciplined?
[Nani cringes]
Cobra Bubbles: Disciplined?
[Lilo continues, with Nani silently getting more and more frantic]

View Quote Dance instructor: Lilo, why are you all wet?
Lilo: It's sandwich day. [sighs] Every Thursday I bring Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich.

View Quote Jumba: You shouldn't play with guns.
Stitch: Ah okay
[Passes the cannon to Jumba]
Jumba: Thank you... [throws it back to Stitch] Oh I just remembered is your birthday, happy birthday.

View Quote Jumba: Come on what's the big deal? [pulls a rack of plates off the wall to throw at Stitch]
Stitch: Ingatish miska!
Jumba: I'll put you back together again, I'll make you taller... and not so fluffy!

View Quote [Nani and Lilo are at an animal shelter looking for a pet dog, though they end up getting Stitch under the impression that he is a dog]
Nani: [to shelter worker] We're looking for something that can defend itself... something that won't die, something sturdy, you know?
Lilo: Like a lobster!
Nani: Lilo, you lolo. Do we have a lobster door? No. We have a dog door. We are getting a dog!

View Quote Cobra Bubbles: I'm a special classification.
Lilo: Did you ever kill anyone?
Cobra Bubbles: [frowning] We're getting off the subject.

View Quote Shelter Worker: You'll have to think of a name for him.
Lilo: His name is... Stitch.
Shelter Worker: Now, that's not a real name...
[Nani frantically mimes to the effect of "don't say that"]
Shelter Worker: ...in Iceland! But here it's a good name. Stitch it is.

View Quote Cobra Bubbles: [reaching down to shake hands with Lilo] Nice to meet you.
Lilo: [tilting her head as if to read something] Your knuckles say ‘Cobra.'
[Cobra Bubbles withdraws his hand]
Lilo: 'Cobra Bubbles.' You don't look like a social worker.

View Quote Jumba: Are--
Stitch: It.
Jumba: Ha! I win! [cannon explodes]

View Quote Lilo: It's nice to live on an island with no large cities.
Stitch: *gasp* GAAAHHH! [falls to the ground and begins convulsing and making frantic noises]

View Quote Nani: [leaning back] Oh, no! Gravity is increasing on me!
Lilo: No It's not!
Nani: It is too, Lilo. The same thing happened yesterday.