Cop
You know why I pulled you over?
Fletcher
Depends on how long you were following me!
Cop
Why don't we just take it from the top?
Fletcher
Here goes: I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at the intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and speeding!
Cop
Is that all?
Fletcher
No... I have unpaid parking tickets. [opens his car's glove compartment; a huge pile of tickets spills out] Be gentle.
