STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOOOOOLE!!!!
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Fletcher Reede I'm so glad my gift could bring them closer together. My plan to completely phase myself out is almost complete!
Fletcher Reede Where would Tina Turner be right now if she'd rolled over and said, "Hit me again, Ike, and put some stank on it!"? Rollin' on the river, that's where she'd be. But she's beyond Thunderdome, because she decided to send a message? [yells] Wake up, sisters! There is nooooooo such thing as a weaker sex!
Fletcher Reede Jerry? Enjoy my wife? Eh? Ahhh! [nods knowingly]
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