Lady and the Tramp 1955 quotes, page 2

20 quotes · 6 characters
Lady and the Tramp (1955) poster
Characters
Tramp Larry Roberts · 9 quotes
Jim Dear Lee Millar · 6 quotes
Aunt Sarah Verna Felton · 4 quotes
Darling Peggy Lee · 4 quotes
Lady Barbara Luddy · 4 quotes
Trusty Bill Baucom · 3 quotes

Most scenes together: Tramp & Lady (4), Jim Dear & Darling (4), Jim Dear & Aunt Sarah (2)

Lady and the Tramp quotes

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Tramp

We'd better go through this place from A to Z. Apes. No, no, no, no. No use even asking them.

Tramp
[one of the apes in their cage scratches his head at the two dogs, while the other two both look at the audience]

They wouldn't understand.

They wouldn't?

Tramp

Uh-uh. Too closely related to humans. Uh-oh! Alligators. Now, there's an idea! [to the alligator about the muzzle] Say, Al? Do you suppose you could nip this contraption off for us?

Al the Alligator

Glad to oblige. [Opens his mouth wide to the point where Lady's entire head can fit in it]

Tramp

Whoa, WHOA!!!! [The alligator nearly, and accidentally, bites Lady's head off, but the Tramp saves her at the last second and a hyena laughs hysterically in his cage at both Lady and Tramp] Huh! If anybody ever needed a muzzle, it's him.

Beaver
[off-screen]

TIMBER!!!!

Tramp

Hey, Pigeon! Look out! [a tree falls over close to the two dogs] Now, what hair-brained idiot would--? [notices a beaver gnawing on the tree] Hey, look! A beaver! Here's the answer to our problem!

Beaver
[inspects the tree]

Let me see here... 6 foot 6 and 7/16 inches.

Tramp

Uh... Pardon me, friend! I wonder if you'd do us a little...

Beaver

Busy, sonny! Busy! Can't stop to gossip now. [tries to push the tree] Gotta slide this sycamore to...the swamp.

Tramp

Yeah, well, this will only take a second of your time.

Beaver

Only a second!? L-Listen! Listen, sonny! Do you realize every second 70 centimeters of water is wasted over that spill-way?! [points to his unfinished dam]

Tramp

Yeah, but...

Beaver

Gotta get this log moving, sonny! Gotta get it moving! T'ain't the cuttin' takes some time! It's the doggone haulin'!

Tramp
[notices the leash to Lady's muzzle and the limb on the tree]

The haulin'! Exactly! Now, what you need is--

Beaver

I'd better bisect this section here. [begins gnawing on the log]

Tramp

What you need is a log puller! [the beaver gnaws loudly] [screaming] I SAID A LOG PULLER!!!

Beaver

I ain't "deaf", sonny. There's no need to... Did you say, "log puller"!?

Tramp

And by a lucky coincidence, you see before you, modeled by the lovely little lady, the new, improved, patented, handy-dandy, never-failed, little-giant log puller! The Busy Beaver's Friend!

Beaver

You don't say!

Tramp

Guaranteed not to wear, tear, rip, or ravel! Turn around, sister, and show the customer the merchandise. And it cuts log-hauling time 66%!

Beaver

66%, eh!? [chuckles] Think of that! Well, how does it work?

Tramp

Why, it's no work at all. You neatly slip this ring into the limb like this... [slips the leash of Lady's muzzle into the limb of the log] and haul it off!

Beaver

Say, you mind if I slip it on for size?

Tramp

Help yourself, friend! Help yourself!

Beaver

Okay, don't mind if I do! [pulls on the rope to Lady's muzzle] How do you get the "consarned" thing off, sonny?

Tramp

Glad you brought that up, friend. Glad you brought that up. To remove it, simply place the strap between your teeth.

Beaver

Like this? [puts the strap of Lady's muzzle between his teeth]

Tramp

Correct, friend! Now bite hard! [the beaver bites the strap of the muzzle, removing it from Lady] You see?

It's off!

Beaver

Say, that is simple!

Tramp

Well, friend, we'll be on our way now, so...

Beaver

Uh-uh-uh-uh! Not so fast now, sonny! [puts on the muzzle] I'll have to make certain it's satisfactory before we settle on a price.

Tramp

Oh, no! It's all yours, friend! You can keep it!

Beaver

Uh, I can, huh? I can!?

Uh-huh. It's a free sample. [Tramp is astonished by this remark]

Beaver

Well, thanks a lot! Thanks ever so... [the log rolls down the hill, causing the beaver to tumble with it; when the log hits the river, it blocks it completely, completing the dam] Say! It works swell! [water squirts out of the beaver's mouth]

Tramp

Well, here we are.

The zoo?

Tramp

Sure! No, no. This way. Follow me.

[the zoo security guard hums an Irish folk song]

Oh!

Tramp

What's the matter, Pige?

We can't go in.

Tramp

Why not?

Well, the sign says, "No Dogs Allowed."

Tramp

Yeah, well, well, that's... That's the angle.

Angle?

Tramp

Look, we'll just wait for the right... [the professor appears reading a book] Uh-oh! Here we are now. Just lay low.

Zoo Security Guard
[Tramp whistles at the zoo security guard, then barks]

Hey, you!

Professor
[closes his book]

Uh, I beg your pardon? Were you addressing me?

Zoo Security Guard

What's the matter!? [shows the professor the "No Dogs Allowed" sign] Can't you read!?

Professor

Why, yes. Several languages.

Zoo Security Guard

Oh, a wise guy, eh? [Tramp growls viciously at the zoo security guard] All right, now... [points to Tramp with his nightstick] ...what's this creature doing here?

Tramp
[barks at the zoo security guard's nightstick]
Professor

He's not my dog. [Tramp jumps into the professor's arms]

Zoo Security Guard

Oh, he's not, eh!? [Tramp barks at the zoo security guard]

Professor

Let go! Go away! Go on! Why, certainly not, officer.

Zoo Security Guard

Aye, and I suppose you'll be telling me next that it was the dog that was whistling, eh!?

Professor

I-I-I'm certain I don't know.

Zoo Security Guard

Oh, so, I'm a liar now, am I!? [angrily] Well, you listen to me! AHA! Resisting an officer of the law! [Tramp tears off the back of the professor's suit, in order to provoke him into getting into trouble with the zoo security guard] Oh, you're going to pay! [Tramp bites the zoo security guard's buttocks] OW!! Pull a knife on me, would you!? Trying to assassinate me, are you!? Carrying a concealed weapon! [the zoo security guard's and the professor's fight makes some nearby elephants, lions, and giraffes think the zoo security guard and the professor both have gone crazy, as they watch the fight from their exhibits]

Tramp
[continues barking, then to Lady]

Come on, Pidge. The place is ours. [he enters the zoo with Lady, as the zoo security guard and the professor continue fighting]

[First lines] [giving Darling a hatbox]

It's for you, Darling. Merry Christmas.

Oh, Jim Dear. It's the one I was admiring, isn't it? Trimmed with ribbons?

Well, it has a ribbon, huh?

[The box is opened; inside is a young cocker spaniel]

Oh, how sweet!

You like her, darling?

Oh, I love her. What a perfectly beautiful little lady.

Trusty
[Last lines] [to Lady and Tramp's puppies]

As my grand pappy, Ol' Reliable, used to say...I don't recollect if I've ever mentioned Old Reliable before.

Annette, Collette, and Danielle
[in unison]

No, you haven't, Uncle Trusty.

Trusty

Huh? I haven't? Well, uh, as Old Reliable used to say... He'd say, uh, uh... He'd say, uh, uh... Doggone. You know, I clean forgot what it was he used to say.

Jim Dear's Friend: [to Jim Dear] Cheer up, Jim. Old Doc Jones has never lost a father yet.