Stop that racket!
Tramp
Larry Roberts · 9 quotes
Jim Dear
Lee Millar · 6 quotes
Aunt Sarah
Verna Felton · 4 quotes
Darling
Peggy Lee · 4 quotes
Lady
Barbara Luddy · 4 quotes
Trusty
Bill Baucom · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Tramp & Lady (4), Jim Dear & Darling (4), Jim Dear & Aunt Sarah (2)
Lady and the Tramp quotes
Page 1 of 2[from outside]
Oh, I'm sure there must be some mistake. I know Lady wouldn't- [opens the basement door]
[Lady breaks out of the basement and barks to them]
Watch out! That dog's loose! Keep her away!
Nonsense! She's trying to tell us something. What is it, old girl? [Lady leads them upstairs to the baby's room; she shows the dead rat behind the window curtain] What are you trying...? [sees the dead rat] Darling, Aunt Sarah, come here!
What is it, Jim?
Jock
[regrets himself]
I misjudged him...badly.
Jock
[runs after trusty]
But man, we don't know which way they've gone.
We'll track 'em down.
Jock
A-A-A-And Then?!
We'll hold 'em. Hold 'em at bay!
[to Aunt Sarah on the phone]
Yes, Aunt Sarah. It's a boy. Uh-huh. A boy. And he... Huh? What's that? Eyes? Oh, what color are they? Oh. Oh! Oh, gosh! I... I forgot to look! Oh, boy! It's a boy! It's a... [to the doctor] Doctor! Doctor! It's a boy! It's a boy!
Doctor
Yes, yes, I know.
Aha! Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy! It's a boy! It's a boy! It's a boy!
[on the phone]
Hello? Hello, Jim? Are you there, Jim? [to the operator] Central, Central, we've been cut off. Hello? Hello? Hello? Um... Uh... Hello?
Darling, are you sure you want watermelon?
Mmm-hmm. Oh! And some chop suey, too!
Chop sue? Oh. Uh... All right, Darling.
Darling, Darling, there isn't a way we can tell for sure what it's going to be, is there?
I'm afraid not. Nobody knows for certain. All we can do is... hope.
Uh-huh. Hmm. Now, let's see. That'll be about... Oh, well.
Pet Store Clerk
Good afternoon, Ma'am. What can I do for you?
I want a muzzle. A good strong muzzle.
Pet Store Clerk
Yes, Ma'am. Now, here's our latest [we see the pet store clerk's arms] combination leash and muzzle. Now, first, you just slip it on... like this, and then you'll have to...
Lady!
Pet Store Clerk
Now, hold still, and...
Aunt Srah
Quiet!
Pet Store Clerk
[we see the pet store clerk's back view]
No, no, no! Don't wiggle like that! Nice doggy! Steady! Careful, you little...
Watch out!
Pet Store Clerk
Nice doggy! Good doggy!
Oh, come back! Come back here, I say! Come back here!
[to Lady]
Hey, Pidge. What are you doing in this side of the tracks? I thought you were... Wha... Aw, you poor kid. Oh, we've gotta get this off. Hmm. I think I know of that very place. Come on.
Some fun, eh? Huh, kid?
Farmer
[off-screen]
Hey! What's going on in there?!
You see, Miss Lady, there comes the time in the life of all humans when, uh - Well, as they put it, uh, these Birds and these Bees? Or, well, uh, the stork? You know? No? Well, then, uh-
Jock
What he's trying to say, lassie, is Darling is expecting the wee-bairn.
"Bairn"?
He means a baby, Miss Lady.
Oh. What's a baby?
Jock
Well, they, they resemble humans.
But I'd say the mite smaller.
Jock
Aye, and they walk on all fours.
And, if I remember correctly, they beller a lot.
Jock
Aye, and they're very expensive. You will not be permitted to play with.
But they're mighty sweet.
Jock
And very, very soft.
[barging in after seeing Lady for the first time]
Just a cute little bundle...of trouble. [the three see him in shock] Yeah, they scratch, pinch, pull ears - Aw, but shucks, any dog can take that. It's what they do to your happy home. [pushes Jock out of the way] Move it over, will ya, friend? Homewreckers. That's what they are.
Jock
Look here, laddie! Who are you to barge in?!
The voice of experience, buster. Heh-heh. Boy, just wait 'til Junior gets here. You feel the urge for a nice, comfortable scratch, and... [Trusty scratches himself; imitates female voice] "Put that dog out! He'll get fleas all over the baby!" [normal voice] You start barking at some strange mutt... [barks at Jock; imitates female voice] "Stop that racket, you'll wake the baby!" [normal voice] And then - then they hit you in the room and board department. Oh, remember those nice, juicy cuts of beef? [Lady imagines the beef] Forget 'em. [the beef changes into baby food] Leftover baby food. [Lady shake the food off her face] And that nice, warm bed by the fire? [Lady rests on the bed, but the fireplace changes into the doghouse in the rain] A leaky dog house.
Jock
Do not listen to him, Lassie! No human is that cruel!
Why, everybody knows a dog's best friend is his human.
Where do you fall for that old line?
Jock
Aye, and we have no need for mongrels, and their radical ideas! Off with you, now! Off with you! Off with you!
Well, okay, Sam.
Jock
My name is Jock!
Uh... I mean, Jock.
Jock
Heather Lad Glenn O'Cairn to you!
Okay, okay, okay! [to Lady] Now, remember this, Pidge. A human heart is only for love and affection. But, when a baby moves in, the dog moves out.
But when she put that horrible muzzle on me...
Oh, say no more. I get the whole picture. Aunts, cats, muzzles. Well, that's what comes of tying yourself down to one family.
Haven't you a family?
One for every day of the week. The point is, none of them have me.
I'm afraid I don't understand.
It's simple. You see... Hey! Something tells me it's supper-time. Come on. I'll show you what I mean. Now take the Schultzes here. Little Fritzie... That's me, Pige. Makes this his Monday home.
Monday home?
[in German accent]
Ach, ja! Mondays is Mama Schultz cooking der Wiener schnitzel. [normal voice] Delicious! [in Irish accent] Now, O'Briens here is where little Mike... Sure and that's me again, Pige. Comes of a Tuesday.
"Of a Tuesday"?
Begorra and that's when they're after havin' that darlin' corn beef. [normal voice] You see, Pige, when you're footloose and collar-free... ah, you take nothing but the best.
Tony
[to Lady and Tramp in an Italian accent]
Now-a, first-a we fix-a the table-a.
Joe
Here are-a your bones-a, Tony! [comes with a plate of bones]
Tony
OK-a. Bones. [look in confusion then hits the plate of bones in the air] BONES-A!? What's-a the matter-a for-a you-a, Joe?! I [rolls an R] break-a your face-a! Tonight-a, Butch-a, he's-a get-a the best-a in-a the house-a!
Joe
Okay, Tony. You the boss-a. [goes into the kitchen to cook Lady and Tramp something fancy]
[looks into a pet shop window and sees three adorable puppies, sleeping, until one of them walks closer to him]
Aw, cute little rascals! [the puppy yaps happily] A-cootchie-cootchie-cootchie-cootchie-coo!
Hey. Psst. Psst.
Bull
Blimey! Look, Peg. It's the Tramp.
Shh.
Peg
Hiya, handsome. Come to join the party?
All right, all right. No time for wisecracks. I've gotta get you out. I'm tellin' ya, the pressure's really hot. Signs all over town.
Peg
Gee, thanks.
Bull
You're a bit of all right, chum.
Okay, okay, get going.
Dog Catcher
Hey, what's goin' on over there?
Scram! And be careful.
Dog Catcher
What? You mangy mutt. Hey, let go. Let go of me!'