A scene from Lady and the Tramp 1955
Tramp

Well, here we are.

Lady

The zoo?

Tramp

Sure! No, no. This way. Follow me.

Lady

[the zoo security guard hums an Irish folk song]

Oh!

Tramp

What's the matter, Pige?

Lady

We can't go in.

Tramp

Why not?

Lady

Well, the sign says, "No Dogs Allowed."

Tramp

Yeah, well, well, that's... That's the angle.

Lady

Angle?

Tramp

Look, we'll just wait for the right... [the professor appears reading a book] Uh-oh! Here we are now. Just lay low.

Zoo Security Guard

[Tramp whistles at the zoo security guard, then barks]

Hey, you!

Professor

[closes his book]

Uh, I beg your pardon? Were you addressing me?

Zoo Security Guard

What's the matter!? [shows the professor the "No Dogs Allowed" sign] Can't you read!?

Professor

Why, yes. Several languages.

Zoo Security Guard

Oh, a wise guy, eh? [Tramp growls viciously at the zoo security guard] All right, now... [points to Tramp with his nightstick] ...what's this creature doing here?

Tramp

[barks at the zoo security guard's nightstick]

Professor

He's not my dog. [Tramp jumps into the professor's arms]

Zoo Security Guard

Oh, he's not, eh!? [Tramp barks at the zoo security guard]

Professor

Let go! Go away! Go on! Why, certainly not, officer.

Zoo Security Guard

Aye, and I suppose you'll be telling me next that it was the dog that was whistling, eh!?

Professor

I-I-I'm certain I don't know.

Zoo Security Guard

Oh, so, I'm a liar now, am I!? [angrily] Well, you listen to me! AHA! Resisting an officer of the law! [Tramp tears off the back of the professor's suit, in order to provoke him into getting into trouble with the zoo security guard] Oh, you're going to pay! [Tramp bites the zoo security guard's buttocks] OW!! Pull a knife on me, would you!? Trying to assassinate me, are you!? Carrying a concealed weapon! [the zoo security guard's and the professor's fight makes some nearby elephants, lions, and giraffes think the zoo security guard and the professor both have gone crazy, as they watch the fight from their exhibits]

Tramp

[continues barking, then to Lady]

Come on, Pidge. The place is ours. [he enters the zoo with Lady, as the zoo security guard and the professor continue fighting]

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P Professor Dal McKennon

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