Lady and the Tramp (1955) · 20 quotes
6th most-quoted character in Lady and the Tramp (1955): in 3 of its 20 quotes
Trusty As my grand pappy, Ol' Reliable, used to say...I don't recollect if I've ever mentioned Old Reliable before.
No, you haven't, Uncle Trusty.
Trusty Huh? I haven't? Well, uh, as Old Reliable used to say... He'd say, uh, uh... He'd say, uh, uh... Doggone. You know, I clean forgot what it was he used to say.
Trusty You see, Miss Lady, there comes the time in the life of all humans when, uh - Well, as they put it, uh, these Birds and these Bees? Or, well, uh, the stork? You know? No? Well, then, uh-
What he's trying to say, lassie, is Darling is expecting the wee-bairn.
"Bairn"?
Trusty He means a baby, Miss Lady.
Oh. What's a baby?
Well, they, they resemble humans.
Trusty But I'd say the mite smaller.
Aye, and they walk on all fours.
Trusty And, if I remember correctly, they beller a lot.
Aye, and they're very expensive. You will not be permitted to play with.
Trusty But they're mighty sweet.
And very, very soft.
Just a cute little bundle...of trouble. [the three see him in shock] Yeah, they scratch, pinch, pull ears - Aw, but shucks, any dog can take that. It's what they do to your happy home. [pushes Jock out of the way] Move it over, will ya, friend? Homewreckers. That's what they are.
Look here, laddie! Who are you to barge in?!
The voice of experience, buster. Heh-heh. Boy, just wait 'til Junior gets here. You feel the urge for a nice, comfortable scratch, and... [Trusty scratches himself; imitates female voice] "Put that dog out! He'll get fleas all over the baby!" [normal voice] You start barking at some strange mutt... [barks at Jock; imitates female voice] "Stop that racket, you'll wake the baby!" [normal voice] And then - then they hit you in the room and board department. Oh, remember those nice, juicy cuts of beef? [Lady imagines the beef] Forget 'em. [the beef changes into baby food] Leftover baby food. [Lady shake the food off her face] And that nice, warm bed by the fire? [Lady rests on the bed, but the fireplace changes into the doghouse in the rain] A leaky dog house.
Do not listen to him, Lassie! No human is that cruel!
Trusty Why, everybody knows a dog's best friend is his human.
Where do you fall for that old line?
Aye, and we have no need for mongrels, and their radical ideas! Off with you, now! Off with you! Off with you!
Well, okay, Sam.
My name is Jock!
Uh... I mean, Jock.
Heather Lad Glenn O'Cairn to you!
Okay, okay, okay! [to Lady] Now, remember this, Pidge. A human heart is only for love and affection. But, when a baby moves in, the dog moves out.
Oh, I'm sure there must be some mistake. I know Lady wouldn't- [opens the basement door]
Watch out! That dog's loose! Keep her away!
Nonsense! She's trying to tell us something. What is it, old girl? [Lady leads them upstairs to the baby's room; she shows the dead rat behind the window curtain] What are you trying...? [sees the dead rat] Darling, Aunt Sarah, come here!
What is it, Jim?
Trusty A rat? We should've known.
I misjudged him...badly.
Trusty Come on. We got to stop that wagon.
But man, we don't know which way they've gone.
Trusty We'll track 'em down.
A-A-A-And Then?!
Trusty We'll hold 'em. Hold 'em at bay!
