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Chosen One I have traveled many years and miles to find you.
Master Tang How many miles? Would you say...ten million?
Chosen One ...No, I don't think ten million.
Master Tang At that moment, the Chosen one learned a valuable lesson about iron claws. They hurt like crap man!
Master Tang Chosen One was clearly not ready. he should've listened to that one-boobed chick.
Chosen One But I don't understand. Who are the evil council?
Mushufasa The answer you seek resides in the stars above.
Chosen One I don't understand.
Mushufasa Of course you don't. I'm speaking in riddles. That's kind of the point, like a clue, so when you figure it out you'll say "Oh, that's what he meant! Stars above!"
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