“At that moment, the Chosen one learned a valuable lesson about iron...” – Master Tang, Kung Pow! Enter the Fist ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from Kung Pow! Enter the Fist 2002

Master Tang Chen Hui-Lou

[Chosen One is attacked by Betty and his iron claws] [Narrating]

At that moment, the Chosen one learned a valuable lesson about iron claws. They hurt like crap man!

[Narrating]

Chosen One was clearly not ready. he should've listened to that one-boobed chick.

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