3rd most-quoted character in Kung Pow! Enter the Fist (2002): in 5 of its 16 quotes
Most scenes with: Chosen One (3), Master Tang (2)
Chicken go cluck-cluck, cow go moo. Piggy go oink-oink, how 'bout you? Gonna be an animal just like you.
Cuckoo, cuckoo.
Mmm, I'm just a birdie, too.
Lemurs go pff-pff, ostrich go baah. Koalas go... (smacks lips, then spins suddenly to face Betty)
I am a great magician. Your clothes are red!
Wow! Please, do it again! Wait, who's that?
Betty- he-he's alive, Betty. He's still alive, Betty.
Still alive? How can that be? Oh this is bad, this is very bad. Your clothes are black. The Council will not be pleased.
But Betty, do they have to know?
He's supposed to be dead! I am responsible. He alone can disrupt the Evil Council's plan. Him and that infernal Toungey! Red clothes!
Master Betty, might I inquire- what is the Evil Council's plan?
It is evil. Meheh, it is so evil. It is a bad, bad plan that will hurt many people that are good. I think it's great, because it's so bad.
I see. I think.
Go get some snacks. Perhaps a carbonated soda.
Ling I hope they have Icees.
I have chosen the large tub.
Wimp Lo My nipples look like Milk Duds.
I've got some yellow liquid for your popcorn, and it's non-dairy.
That's right. The Evil Council are aliens.
Ha-ha. Stinky pits and all, baby!
Wait! You mustn't. You are not ready.
Who are you?
Ling's father. Wee-ooh, wee-ooh.
Oh, dear.
No one man can defeat Betty.
When you girls are done kissing, I've got some ass kicking for you!
I have to avenge my family!
