“Chicken go cluck-cluck, cow go moo. Piggy go oink-oink, how 'bout...” – Master Tang, Kung Pow! Enter the Fist ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from Kung Pow! Enter the Fist 2002

Master Tang

[Master Tang walking and singing]

Chicken go cluck-cluck, cow go moo. Piggy go oink-oink, how 'bout you? Gonna be an animal just like you.

Henchman

[breaks off and looks around] [in bushes]

Cuckoo, cuckoo.

Betty

Mmm, I'm just a birdie, too.

Master Tang

[is confused for a while, but then resumes singing]

Lemurs go pff-pff, ostrich go baah. Koalas go... (smacks lips, then spins suddenly to face Betty)

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