Does this look like a rash to you?

Has anybody seen my teeth?

Oy! My aching knee.

Rudy

I sure wish there was some way to stop getting old.

If only they could put youth in a bottle. [sighs] I'd pay anything for that.

Again with the youth potion. How many times do I have to tell you, there's no such thing!

But if there were...

But there's not!

I said, if!

If, schmiff!