“Man, my balls are shaved, my pubes are trimmed, I'm ready to ****in'...” – Jay, Knocked Up ... Movie Quotes Database

Jay

Man, my balls are shaved, my pubes are trimmed, I'm ready to ****in' rock this shit! [sees Alison, embarrassed]

Jonah

What the ****, man? If I go in there and see ****in' pubes sprinkled on the toilet seat, I'm gonna ****in' lose my mind! Last time I went to the bathroom, Jay, I took a shit and my shit looked like a ****in' stuffed animal!

Jay

You're embarrassing me in front of company!

Jonah

You embarrass yourself!

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