Igor
That looks really good.
Scott
I wish you’d let me do something cooler but yeah. We see the tattoo, a smiley face captioned “Unfollow Me.”
Igor
**** no. That hurt so bad.
Oscar
Another dumb tattoo.
Scott
I like the pain. The pain’s the whole point of getting tattoos. Don’t you just love when you get a tattoo and it hits the bone and pinches a nerve and you’re like “Ah!”
Igor
I’m not a fan of the pain.
Richie
You shouldn’t let him do it to you. He’s inconsistent.
Oscar
That tattoo’s dumb.
Igor
Y’all should’ve told me when you saw the design.
Oscar
It says “Unfollow Me.” You don’t even have that many followers.
Igor
Carla follows me.
Richie
Bro, she’s imaginary!
Scott: Carla not real, dude.
Richie
How many times do we have to say this? Oscar punches a bug.
Oscar
I hate bugs, dog. I’m a gangster!
Scott
That’s a bee, bro!
Oscar
There’s a kid down there. Yo, kid!
Scott
Oh shit, there is a kid.
Oscar
What’re you doing? You hanging out on the beach? Come here. Don’t be shy. No stranger danger here. I’m not gonna touch you.
Scott
What’s up, pal?
Oscar
What’re you doing?
Harold
Looking for my friend.
Scott
"Looking for my friend."
Oscar
You wanna be friends with us? We’re the good guys.
Scott
You can hang out with us.
Oscar
Lemme get some of that. Put it here. You gang. Part of the gang. [Oscar and Harold bump fists and Harold spots Scott’s tattoo gun]
Harold
What’s that?
Scott
It’s a tattoo gun. I was giving the homies tattoos.
Harold
I want a tattoo.
Scott
Sure young guy. You want a tattoo?
Harold
Yeah.
Oscar
Kid wants a tattoo. That’s my guy right there.
Igor
You can’t give him a tattoo. He’s a little kid.
Scott
I gotta practice on something. He seems old enough.
Oscar
You a tough guy?
Harold
Yeah.
Oscar
You’re a badass. [Flexing arms] Come on, show those muscles kid. Come on, both arms. Put ‘em up. [Harold flexes arms]
Oscar
There we go. What’s your name?
Harold
Harold.
Oscar
I’m gonna call you Harry.
Harold
Don’t. It’s Harold.
Richie
Hell yeah.
Oscar
I like this kid. I need him in my life. He has structure.
Igor
I don’t think that’s a good idea.
Scott
We don’t listen to anything you say.
Oscar
Why do you even try to give us advice?
Scott
What do you want a tattoo of?
Harold
The Punisher.
Scott
The Punisher?
Oscar
That’s tough, man. He could’ve said anything. He said The Punisher. [Scott shows his phone to Harold]
Scott
I can do that. Is that it?
Harold
Yeah that’s him.
Scott
Are you sure?
Harold
Yes.
Scott
Do I have your legal permission to do this?
Harold
Yes.
Scott
That’s good enough for me. How about you guys?
Oscar
Holds up in court.
Scott
You guys heard it.
Igor
He can’t give consent! He’s ten.
Scott
Now hold still, okay? Because it is permanent.
Igor
Guys, stop.
Oscar
Put your game face on.
Scott
Don’t worry, dude. This’ll just be on you for the rest of your life.
Harold
I DON’T WANNA DO IT! I DON’T WANNA!
Scott
I gotta finish it. Now there’s just a line. You’re gonna look stupid. [Harold runs away]
Richie
Run little man, run!
Oscar
Goddamn it. I **** believed in that kid.
Scott
He seemed so tough at first but then immediately wasn’t.
Oscar
That’s why I don’t **** with millennials.
Scott
Again, we are the millennials.
Oscar
You keep saying that but I don’t know what that means.
Igor
I regret my friendship with you guys.
