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Jonah: Yes! Which way is Tarshish?
Angus: Right this way! You can't miss it!
Jonah: Oh! Thank you!
[Jonah walks and headed to Tarshish. Suddenly, God's voice interrupts, which sounds suspiciously like Pa Grape.]
God (Pa Grape): Jonah!
Jonah: What? Who is it?
God (Pa Grape): Jonah! Where are you going?
Jonah: Oh! It's you, Lord. Um, I'm going to... I'm going...
God (Pa Grape): Jonah!
Jonah: I'm Sorry! I can't hear you!
God (Pa Grape): Jonah!
Jonah: I can't hear you! Lalalalalalala!
God (Pa Grape): Jonah!
Jonah: I... CAN'T... HEAR... YOU!
God (Pa Grape): Jonah!
[Dream transition back to Jonah, tossing in his bunk. The hold of the ship is flooding and water is splashing Jonah's face. Pa Grape is trying to wake him.]
Pa Grape: Jonah! Jonah! Jonah!
Jonah: No! I... I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
Pa Grape: Come on! Wake up! We got trouble!
Jonah: What?! What's happening?!
Pa Grape: We're in a storm! Like I've never seen before! If we don't do something quick, we're gonna sink!
Khalil: We seem to have sprung a leak, traveling buddy!
Pa Grape: Huh? Hey! What are you doing here?
Khalil: Well, yes. But you see, my new friend and I are going to Tarshish to break the back of the camel thieves! Crime-fighting runs very deep in my family!
Pa Grape: Why if it wasn't for this storm I'd make you walk the plank! And you! How can you sleep at a time like this?!
Jonah: What's going on?
Pa Grape: I'll tell you what's going on! We're all gonna be fish food if I don't get some help!
Jonah: Well, what can we do?!
Pa Grape: Oh! Get up and pray to your god! Maybe he'll have mercy on us and spare our lives! Hmm... Oy! Somebody up there must be really upset with somebody down here! Wait a minute! That's it! ALRIGHT YOU TWO, FOLLOW ME!


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