I wasn't always this cracked. I used to be normal. Well, as normal as any girl under the influence ofteenage hormones. But after the killings began, I started to feel—I don't know-loose around the edges or something.
Needy Lesnicky
Amanda Seyfried · 16 quotes
Jennifer Check
Megan Fox · 8 quotes
Nikolai Wolf
Adam Brody · 1 quote
Most scenes together: Needy Lesnicky & Jennifer Check (7)
Jennifer's Body quotes
Page 2 of 2Jennifer didn't always look this rough. Just two months ago, me, Jennifer and my boyfriend, Chip, were completely normal people. We were our yearbook pictures. Nothing more, nothing less. There's Jennifer. Only back then, we were tight. Sisters, practically. People found it hard to believe that a babe like Jennifer...would associate with a dork like me. Sandbox love never dies.
Jonas' Dad: YOU HEAR ME, YOU BASTARD?! I'LL CUT OFF YOUR NUTSACK AND NAIL IT TO MY DOOR!!! LIKE ONE OF THOSE LION DOOR KNOCKERS RICH FOLKS GOT! THAT WILL BE YOUR BALLS!
Needy's Mom: [to Needy] I dreamed some bad people were trying to nail you to a tree with hammers and big stakes and shit. Just like J.C. But I didn't let 'em get to you, 'cause I'm a hard-sassed, Ford-tough mama bear.
Sometimes, the letters are from people who say they're praying for me.They tell me everything will be okay if I just accept Jesus Christ into my heart. I say the words, but nothing ever happens. Nobody comes back. Nobody gets offthe cross. Welcome to the Mental Olympics. They're big on recreation here. Supposedly, it helps us vent our aggressions. Oh, yeah! Personally, I think they're trying to wear us out, keep us sluggish so there won't be an uprising. Well, those J.V. tactics won't work against me. I'm a kicker. K-I-C-K-E-R. It even says so on my chart.
This is where it all went down. "Devil's Kettle" sounds twisted, I know, but the place is just named after a waterfall. Technically, it's not a normal waterfall. It goes into this hole, and it doesn't come out. The scientist guys dropped all kinds ofthings down there, but nothing ever surfaces. Maybe it's another dimension. Or, you know, just really deep.
[Grabs Needy's breasts]
These are like smart bombs, you point them in the right direction and shit gets real.