Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back quotes

126 total quotes

Ben Affleck
Brent
Brodie
Chaka Luther King
Chrissy
Cock-Knocker
Dante Hicks
Holden

Jay
Randal Graves
Reg Hartner
Scooby Doo
Sheriff
Sissy
Whillenholly
Willam Black

View Quote Whillenholly: Fire a warning shot into his bulbous ass.
Sheriff: One rectal breach comin' up.

View Quote [Bluntman and ****-Knocker are fighting with bongsabers] I think George Lucas gonna sue somebody!

View Quote [Walt and Steve-Dave leave the premiere of Bluntman & Chronic]
Steve-Dave Pulasti: Why can't Hollywood make a decent comic book movie?
Walt "Fanboy" Grover: Tell 'em Steve-Dave.
Steve-Dave Pulasti: Would you stop saying that?

View Quote I don't get out to the movies that much, but "Bluntman and Chronic" was blunt-tastic.

View Quote Justice: Wait for me.
Jay: What, here?

View Quote Wow. That was just an incredibly daring escape.