Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back quotes
126 total quotesJay
Randal Graves
Reg Hartner
Scooby Doo
Sheriff
Sissy
Whillenholly
Willam Black
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[Bluntman and ****-Knocker are fighting with bongsabers] I think George Lucas gonna sue somebody!
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Whillenholly: Fire a warning shot into his bulbous ass.
Sheriff: One rectal breach comin' up.
Sheriff: One rectal breach comin' up.
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Steve-Dave Pulasti: [at Brodie's Secret Stash] Boy, Walt. This store sure does suck ass, doesn't it?
Walt "Fanboy" Grover: Tell him, Steve-Dave.
Brodie: You're both banned.
Steve-Dave Pulasti: Holy Shit. Un-ban us. This guy'll suck your dick.
Brodie: I'm sure he will.
Walt "Fanboy" Grover: [Steve-Dave is forcing him onto his knees] NO!
Walt "Fanboy" Grover: Tell him, Steve-Dave.
Brodie: You're both banned.
Steve-Dave Pulasti: Holy Shit. Un-ban us. This guy'll suck your dick.
Brodie: I'm sure he will.
Walt "Fanboy" Grover: [Steve-Dave is forcing him onto his knees] NO!
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Wow. That was just an incredibly daring escape.
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I don't get out to the movies that much, but "Bluntman and Chronic" was blunt-tastic.