“Have you seen the price of bus tickets lately. There's no way I'm...” – Hitchhiker, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 2001

Hitchhiker

[explaining why he gives head for rides]

Have you seen the price of bus tickets lately. There's no way I'm gonna cough up 200 bucks just to get to Chicago.

Jay

**** that, I don't wanna cough up some dude's sperm.

Hitchhiker

Don't be so suburban. It's the new millennium. Gay, straight... it's all the same now. There are no more lines.

Jay

Well there's a line, and on this side of it, we ain't gay.

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Chrissy Ali Larter More Chrissy quotes →

Jay Jason Mewes More Jay quotes →

Hitchhiker George Carlin

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