[About to get hit between the legs, in a strained voice]
I'm Steve-O, and [freezes up] Oh, ****! Why do I have to be Steve-O?!
Johnny Knoxville
13 quotes
Bam Margera
6 quotes
Chris Pontius
6 quotes
Steve-O
4 quotes
Ryan Dunn
3 quotes
"Danger" Ehren McGhehey
1 quote
Preston Lacy
1 quote
Most scenes together: Johnny Knoxville & Chris Pontius (2), Johnny Knoxville & Ryan Dunn (2), Chris Pontius & Steve-O (2)
Jackass 3D quotes
Page 2 of 2[After Chris Pontius complains about being stung in the face by a scorpion]
What did you think was going to happen?
[After he runs through an obstacle course full of tasers and cattle prods]
I change my mind. Stun guns are now the number one most thing that I hate now. Bulls are second, snakes are third. That sucked!
[after Johnny Knoxville wrecks the lattice with the jet-ski]
Shit! Dude, I know we shouldn't have done this at my **** dad's house. He's already mad I'm **** skipping school, he's gonna cut me off! That's coming out of my allowance.
[after Wee-Man is hit in the groin by a random apple thrown at him by Jeff Tremaine]
See, I told you it's not that hard to get into film!
[As Bam pees in front of a jet engine blowing in his face]
That's the story of Jackass, right there. Just pissing in the wind!
[Dressed as a mild-mannered, senior-citizen, with professional face make-up, accompanied by an elderly lady, and a willing, attractive, younger looking adult female in support]
Hello, I'm Irving Zistman, this is my wife, and grandaughter, and today, I'm a really bad grandpa!
[dressed as Santa Claus]
Santa did have a few drinks last night, so this ain't going to feel too good.
[Steve-O just puked after biting an apple that was in Preston's buttocks]
You don't like apple and peanut butter?
[WAfter getting his tooth pulled out by a Lamborghini]
Oh, I wish I could say that didn't suck!