Chris Pontius
This is the kind of extreme shit most extreme dudes don't even think about.
Tied for 2nd most-quoted character in Jackass 3D (2010): in 6 of its 26 quotes
Most scenes with: Johnny Knoxville (2), Steve-O (2)
Shit! Dude, I know we shouldn't have done this at my **** dad's house. He's already mad I'm **** skipping school, he's gonna cut me off! That's coming out of my allowance.
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Chris Pontius
That had everything. It had shit, it had danger, it had puke. That's what this show's all about...and sex appeal.
Scenes with Chris Pontius
3 scenes[Preparing the Poo-Cocktail Supreme]
I think it was 10 years ago today I did the first Poo Cocktail. Now you're taking the reins and taking it to a whole 'nother level.
You look pretty happy about it.
You guys better let me out after this quick, because I'm going to be so claustrophobic, dude.
What, you have claustrophobia?
Chris Pontius
Just relax, and enjoy your shit.
[after pulling a string off Chris' penis with a helicopter]
So much for my aviation career.
Chris Pontius
So much for my love life.
This is Barrel Surfing.
I think Barrel Surfing's for macho jerks with a death wish.
Chris Pontius
No, it's not. It's the ultimate thrill, the ultimate rush. Even more than sex.
Well, that depends on who you're doing it with.