Johnny Knoxville
[seeing a bull stomping its feet]
Oh, I hate it when they do that.
Most-quoted character in Jackass 3D (2010): in 13 of its 26 quotes
Most scenes with: Chris Pontius (2), Ryan Dunn (2)
Santa did have a few drinks last night, so this ain't going to feel too good.
More lines from Johnny Knoxville
6 quotes
Johnny Knoxville
Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville. Welcome to Jackass!
Johnny Knoxville
[Steve-O just puked after biting an apple that was in Preston's buttocks]
You don't like apple and peanut butter?
Johnny Knoxville
[after Wee-Man is hit in the groin by a random apple thrown at him by Jeff Tremaine]
See, I told you it's not that hard to get into film!
Johnny Knoxville
[As Bam pees in front of a jet engine blowing in his face]
That's the story of Jackass, right there. Just pissing in the wind!
Johnny Knoxville
[Dressed as a mild-mannered, senior-citizen, with professional face make-up, accompanied by an elderly lady, and a willing, attractive, younger looking adult female in support]
Hello, I'm Irving Zistman, this is my wife, and grandaughter, and today, I'm a really bad grandpa!
Scenes with Johnny Knoxville
6 scenes
Jeff Tremaine
Jared, what's your job?
Jared Allen
MURDER KNOXVILLE'S FACE.
Jeff Tremaine
And Johnny, what's your job?
Johnny Knoxville
...Catch the ball?
Johnny Knoxville
[Preparing the Poo-Cocktail Supreme]
I think it was 10 years ago today I did the first Poo Cocktail. Now you're taking the reins and taking it to a whole 'nother level.
Johnny Knoxville
You look pretty happy about it.
You guys better let me out after this quick, because I'm going to be so claustrophobic, dude.
Johnny Knoxville
What, you have claustrophobia?
Just relax, and enjoy your shit.
Johnny Knoxville
[after pulling a string off Chris' penis with a helicopter]
So much for my aviation career.
So much for my love life.
Rake Yohn
[As Ryan Dunn is about to super glue his ass to Phil Margera's back]
Dunn, do you shave your ass?
"Do I shave my ass?", look at me! I don't know what a razor feels like.
Johnny Knoxville
Well apparently, you don't know what toilet paper feels like either.
I don't!
Jason "Wee Man" Acuña
How's Santa doing?
Johnny Knoxville
[climbing a tree]
Santa's **** tired.
Jason "Wee Man" Acuña
[After Dunn gets blasted with a paint bomb in a porta-potty]
No **** way, dude!
Hey, is there blue on me?
Johnny Knoxville
Oh my god...I am so happy.
Dude, that thing goes!