Bam Margera
Get in the Lambo, shitbird!
Tied for 2nd most-quoted character in Jackass 3D (2010): in 6 of its 26 quotes
A line from Bam Margera [After he runs through an obstacle course full of tasers and cattle prods]I change my mind. Stun guns are now the number one most thing that I hate now. Bulls are second, snakes are third. That sucked!
Get in the Lambo, shitbird!
What did you think was going to happen?
Is Knoxville going to catch the ball?
Who gives a shit?
Where's Phil?
I had to take a mean shit.
There's a gorilla.
I know, I had to take a mean shit, it was coming out. Hear it? It's all juicy. I had to do it.
Phil, you are mingin'.
I know, I had to.
This is Barrel Surfing.
I think Barrel Surfing's for macho jerks with a death wish.
No, it's not. It's the ultimate thrill, the ultimate rush. Even more than sex.
Well, that depends on who you're doing it with.