Adam
Jane?
Jane
Hi.
Adam
Did you get this high from one hit?
Jane
Yeeeaaaaaahhh!
It's Complicated quotes
Adam
Jane
Adam
Jane
Harley
Are you smoking WEED in the guest bathroom?
Jake
Yes we are, and we'd appreciate it if you didn't tell anyone.
Harley
Oh no, of course not. Just add it to the list.
Jake
I don't regret giving it another shot.
Jane
It probably would of worked, if you hadn't been married.
Jake
I wouldn't have considered it, if I wasn't!
Jane
I don't regret it either.
Jake
I'm sorry.
Jane
How far back does that "sorry" go?
Jake
How far back do you need it to go?
Jane
Wa-ay back.
Jane
AW! It's official! We are having an affair!
Jake
Why do you need to label everything?
Jane
Because! THAT'S WHAT THIS IS!
Jane
Don't you ever eat at your house?
Jake
Pedro dictates most meals and he has a very... limited palate.
Jane
Fancy a tote?
Harley
Oh, no thanks. I don't smoke weed.
Jane
Me neither. [takes a drag]
Jake Adler
And I like that you stopped getting bikini waxes. You've gone native. I dig it!
Jake Adler
And what's with the "big guy"? Is it because I'm fat?
Jane Adler
Do you poke smot?
Adam Schaffer
Here comes your ex-husband. Uh-oh, not the best time to be feeling groovy!
Jane Adler
I like a lot of semen, always have.
Jake Adler
Is it really necessary for you to always say no before you say yes?