Harley Are you smoking WEED in the guest bathroom? Jake Yes we are, and we'd appreciate it if you didn't tell anyone. Harley Oh no, of course not. Just add it to the list. Jane Fancy a tote? Harley Oh, no thanks. I don't smoke weed. Jane Me neither. [takes a drag] Jane AW! It's official! We are having an affair! Jake Why do you need to label everything? Jane Because! THAT'S WHAT THIS IS!