Jane Adler quotes from It's Complicated (2009)

Jane Adler

I like a lot of semen, always have.

Jake

I'm sorry.

Jane

How far back does that "sorry" go?

Jake

How far back do you need it to go?

Jane

Wa-ay back.

Adam

Jane?

Jane

Hi.

Adam

Did you get this high from one hit?

Jane

Yeeeaaaaaahhh!

Jane

Fancy a tote?

Oh, no thanks. I don't smoke weed.

Jane

Me neither. [takes a drag]

Jane

AW! It's official! We are having an affair!

Jake

Why do you need to label everything?

Jane

Because! THAT'S WHAT THIS IS!

Jane

Don't you ever eat at your house?

Jake

Pedro dictates most meals and he has a very... limited palate.

Jake

I don't regret giving it another shot.

Jane

It probably would of worked, if you hadn't been married.

Jake

I wouldn't have considered it, if I wasn't!

Jane

I don't regret it either.