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Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom quotes

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Indiana Jones
Short Round
Willie Scott

View Quote [a plate full of beetles is passed around the table]
Large Guest: What, you are not eating?
Willie Scott: I had bugs for lunch. [holds her hand out to Shorty] Give me your hat.
Short Round: [slowly hands it to her] ...Why?
Willie Scott: Because I'm gonna puke in it! [Shorty manages to wrestle it back]
View Quote [After Willie realizes she is in a room filled with an uncountable amount of bugs]
Short Round: Hurry, Willie!
Willie Scott: They're in my hair!
Indiana Jones: [Places a skull in the gear mechanism] Aw, shut up, Willie!
Willie Scott: Indy, let me in!
Short Round: No, let us out!
Willie Scott: Let me in!
Short Round: Let us out!
Indiana Jones: SHUT UP!
Willie Scott: I'm down here! They're all over me! Let me in!
View Quote [Indiana Jones is forced to drink the blood of Kali]
Short Round: Dr. Jones! Don't drink it! It's bad! Spit it out! [Indiana spits the blood in Mola Ram's face]
Mola Ram: You dare not do that! [Barks a command to his thugee who has an assistant use a voodoo-doll of Jones]
View Quote [Indy and Shorty are playing poker; Willie is screaming and running away from numerous animals]
Indiana Jones: The biggest trouble with her is the noise.
Short Round: Hey! You cheat, Doctor Jones! You cheat! You took four cards!
[Willie is scared by an iguana]
Indiana Jones: It's a mistake.
Short Round: No stuck! No mistake!
Indiana Jones: They were stuck together! It was a MISTAKE!
Short Round: I am very little, you cheat very big!
[Willie is scared by an owl; Indy finds an ace card hidden in Shorty's sleeve]
Indiana Jones: Look at this. Look at THIS. You accuse me of cheating?! YOU'RE CHEATING!
[The two argue in Chinese]
Short Round: You make me poor! No fun! Playing with you no fun!
Indiana Jones: [Chinese, then] I quit.
Short Round: [Chinese, then] I quit too.
View Quote [Indy and Shorty are trapped in a death room as the ceiling slowly descends]
Indiana Jones: Willie! Get in here!
Willie: [in her bedroom] (grumbles): I bet I'm gonna get all dirty again.
Indiana Jones: Willie! Willie, we're in trouble!
Willie: [outside hallway] Trouble? What sort of... [sees two corpses on the wall and screams]
[Spikes begin to come from the ceiling]
Indiana Jones: THIS IS SERIOUS!!!
Willie Scott: There are two dead people down here!
Indiana Jones: There are gonna be two dead people in here! Hurry!
Willie Scott: I've almost had enough of you two!
Indiana Jones: WILLIE!
Willie Scott: What's the rush?
Indiana Jones: It's a long story, Willie, hurry or you don't get to hear it!
Willie Scott: [Unknowingly enters the bug room] Ooh, God. What is this? Indy, what is this? I can't see a thing!
Indiana Jones: Hurry!
Willie Scott [Lights a lantern] All right! Oh, I broke a nail. [Turns her hand over to see the ugly bug on it]
View Quote [Indy desperately reaches down Willie's cleavage for the antidote bottle]
Indy: Where's the antidote?!
Willie Scott: Oh, listen, I just met you... Oh, I'm not that kind of girl!
Short Round: Hey, Dr. Jones, no time for love! We got company!
[Indy finds the vial, shoves Willie away, and hurriedly swallows the antidote.]
Willie Scott: Oh, I hope you choke!
View Quote [Indy is brought before Mola Ram]
Mola Ram: You were caught trying to steal the Sankara Stones. There were five stones in the beginning. Over the centuries, they were dispersed by wars, sold off by thieves like you.
Indiana Jones: Thieves like me, huh? Ha! You're still missing two.
Mola Ram: A century ago, when the British raided this temple and butchered my people, a loyal priest hid the last two stones down here in the catacombs.
Indiana Jones: So that's what you've got these slaves digging for? They're innocent children.
Mola Ram: They dig for the gems to support our cause. They also search for the last two stones. Soon we will have all the five Sankara Stones, and the Thuggees will be all-powerful.
Indiana Jones: What a vivid imagination.
Mola Ram (laughs as Short Round struggles to rip free from his captor): You don't believe me? You will, Dr. Jones. You will become a true believer.
(He and Indy laugh and the big Thuggee arrives in front of Indy)
View Quote [Indy, boxed in on the rope bridge by Thuggees, shouts in Chinese to Short Round]
Short Round: Hang on, lady. We going for a ride.
Willie Scott: [sees Indy raising his sword, about to cut the rope bridge down] Oh, my GOD! Oh, my God... Oh, my God... Oh, my GOD! Is he nuts?!
Short Round: He no nuts, he's crazy!
Indiana Jones: Mola Ram! Prepare to meet Kali... IN HELL!
[starts to cut the bridge with his sword]
[the rope bridge falls apart, sending several Thuggees to their death in the crocodile-infested river below]
View Quote [When they need to escape from Lao Che's men]
Short Round: Wow! Holy smokes! Crash landing!
Indiana Jones: Short Round, step on it!
Short Round: Okey-Dokey Dr. Jones! Hold on to your potatoes!
Willie Scott: For cryin' out loud, there's a KID drivin' the car!
View Quote [Willie is impressed by the wealth of Pankot Palace and wonders about the Maharajah]
Willie Scott: Mr. Lal? What do they call the Maharajah's wife?
Chattar Lal: Well, his Highness has not yet taken a wife.
Willie Scott: How interesting- well, ah, maybe it's because he hasn't found the right woman.
Chattar Lal: The supreme highness, guardian of Pankot tradition, the Maharajah of Pankot, Zalim Singh.
[Maharajah enters dining room, revealing that he is a minor]
Willie Scott: [irate] That's the maharajah? A KID?
Short Round: Maybe he like older women.
View Quote [After dumping the plane's fuel, the pilot and co-pilot walk past the sleeping Willie, Short Round and Indy. However, the chickens are awake and make noises, jostling Willie, who sees the door is ajar.]
Pilot: Goodbye!
[The pilots jump out wearing parachutes. Willie awakens, makes her way to the ****pit, and sees it is empty.]
Willie Scott: Oh, no... oh, no... [to a sleeping Indy] Oh, Mister! Mister! Oh, Mister, wake up!
Short Round: [waking up] You call him Dr. Jones, doll!
Willie Scott: Okay! Dr. Jones? Dr. Jones, oh please wake up!
Indiana Jones: [wakes] Are we there already? Oh, good.
Willie Scott: No!
Indiana Jones: Huh?
Willie Scott: [shoves Indy into the empty ****pit] No one's flying the plane!
Indiana Jones: Oh, boy...
Willie Scott: They've all gone! [Indy sits into the pilot's seat] You know how to fly, don't you?
Indiana Jones: ...No. [hopefully] Do you?
Willie Scott: Oh, my God... I'm gonna faint...
Indiana Jones: How hard could it be?
View Quote [Obi Wan Nightclub. Lao Che and his sons are sitting at the opposite end of a table from Indy, who has taken Willie hostage with a large fork. Lao Che offers some gold and silver coins to Indy on the table's turnstile, who rejects them.]
Indiana Jones: The diamond, Lao. The deal was for the diamond.
[Lao Che spins over a large diamond and a martini.]
Willie: [tales the diamond out and stares at it in glee] Oh, Lao...! [yelps as Indy jabs her with the fork, making her drop the diamond into his hand.]
Indy: To your very good health. [attempts to take a drink from the martini, Willie elbows him]
Willie: Lao, he put a hole-- he put two holes in my dress from Paris!
Lao: [Angrily] Sit down! [Willie obeys] Now... you bring me Nurhaci.
Indy: My pleasure. [beckons to his assistant, disguised as a waiter]
Willie Scott: Who on earth is this "Nurhaci"?
Indy: Here he is.
Willie: [watches as the small urn is given to Lao] This Nurhaci's a real small guy...
Lao Che: Inside are the remains of Nurhaci - first Emperor of Manchu Dynasty!
Indiana Jones: Welcome home, old boy.
[Indy sips his martini. Lao Che and his sons laugh diabolically.]
Lao Che: And now, you give me the diamond.
Indiana Jones: [tugging at his collar as though in discomfort] Are you trying to develop a sense of humor, or am I going deaf?
[Lao Che holds up a vial of blue liquid, still chuckling.]
Willie: What's that?
Lao Che: Antidote.
Indy: [Suddenly tense] To what?
Lao: The poison you just drank, Dr. Jones! [continues to laugh]
View Quote (as he and Short Round are whipped) Leave him alone, you bas****!
View Quote [about Indy] He no nuts, he crazy.
View Quote [breaking down] I was happy in Shanghai! I had a little house, and a garden! My friends were rich, we went to parties all the time in limousines, I HATE being outside!