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[Obi Wan Nightclub. Lao Che and his sons are sitting at the opposite end of a table from Indy, who has taken Willie hostage with a large fork. Lao Che offers some gold and silver coins to Indy on the table's turnstile, who rejects them.]
Indiana Jones: The diamond, Lao. The deal was for the diamond.
[Lao Che spins over a large diamond and a martini.]
Willie: [tales the diamond out and stares at it in glee] Oh, Lao...! [yelps as Indy jabs her with the fork, making her drop the diamond into his hand.]
Indy: To your very good health. [attempts to take a drink from the martini, Willie elbows him]
Willie: Lao, he put a hole-- he put two holes in my dress from Paris!
Lao: [Angrily] Sit down! [Willie obeys] Now... you bring me Nurhaci.
Indy: My pleasure. [beckons to his assistant, disguised as a waiter]
Willie Scott: Who on earth is this "Nurhaci"?
Indy: Here he is.
Willie: [watches as the small urn is given to Lao] This Nurhaci's a real small guy...
Lao Che: Inside are the remains of Nurhaci - first Emperor of Manchu Dynasty!
Indiana Jones: Welcome home, old boy.
[Indy sips his martini. Lao Che and his sons laugh diabolically.]
Lao Che: And now, you give me the diamond.
Indiana Jones: [tugging at his collar as though in discomfort] Are you trying to develop a sense of humor, or am I going deaf?
[Lao Che holds up a vial of blue liquid, still chuckling.]
Willie: What's that?
Lao Che: Antidote.
Indy: [Suddenly tense] To what?
Lao: The poison you just drank, Dr. Jones! [continues to laugh]


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