Willie Scott
[Willie is impressed by the wealth of Pankot Palace and wonders about the Maharajah]
Mr. Lal? What do they call the Maharajah's wife?
Chattar Lal
Well, his Highness has not yet taken a wife.
Willie Scott
How interesting- well, ah, maybe it's because he hasn't found the right woman.
Chattar Lal
The supreme highness, guardian of Pankot tradition, the Maharajah of Pankot, Zalim Singh.
Willie Scott
[Maharajah enters dining room, revealing that he is a minor] [irate]
That's the maharajah? A KID?
Short Round
Maybe he like older women.


