Natalie [Harry is viciously attacking the telephone]
Harry. Harry!
Natalie It's an inanimate **** object!
YOU'RE AN INANIMATE **** OBJECT!
Played by Elizabeth Berrington 
In Bruges (2008) · 30 quotes
In Bruges (2008) · 30 quotes
4th most-quoted character in In Bruges (2008): in 3 of its 30 quotes
Most scenes with: Harry (3)
Scenes with Natalie
3 scenes Natalie Natalie 
[Makes call]
Harry? It's Ken. Listen to this noise. Do you know what that is? Yeah, I know you know it's a train. Do you know what train? Well, it's a train that Ray just got on, and he's alive and he's well, and he doesn't know where he's going and neither do I. So if you need to do your worst, do your worst. You've got the address of the hotel. I'll be here waiting. Because I've got to quite like Bruges now. It's like a **** fairytale or something. [Ken hangs up]
Natalie [Harry viciously slams the telephone handset onto the base in his office] [Appears in doorway]
Harry. Harry!
Natalie It's an inanimate **** object!
You're an inanimate **** object!
[To his two daughters and son]
Now, you lot be good for your mummy and Imamoto, okay? 'Cause Daddy's got to go away for a few days.
Natalie Where are you going?
I've got to go to Bruges.
Natalie Bruges? Where's that?
It's in Belgium.
Natalie Why would anybody have to go to Belgium?
'Cause I've got to sort something out.
Natalie Is it something to do with the phone?
It's something to do with Ken. It's a matter of honour.
Natalie Well, it ain't gonna be dangerous, is it?
Well, of course it's gonna be dangerous if it's a matter of **** honour!
Natalie You are bringing the fellas with you? Tell me you're bringing the fellas with you. [Harry shakes his head] Harry.
I'm sorry for calling you an inanimate object. I was upset.
