Alright, what do we have here?
You got me, officer! [jumps down from his sleigh] I did it. I'm the Grinch that stole Christmas. And I'm...sorry. [the crowd goes "Aww..." as he turns himself in, but nothing happens afterwards] Aren't you gonna cuff me? Put me in a chokehold? Blind me with pepper spray?
You heard him, officer! He admitted it! [whispers in the officer's ear] I'd go with the pepper spray. [the Grinch scowls]
Yes, I heard him, all right. He said he was sorry. [the crowd murmurs happily, much to Augustus' shock] Besides, looks like everything is all here and accounted for.
Merry Christmas, August May Who! I'm afraid I do have something for you. [slides down the sleigh and walks slowly to Augustus] Your ring back. [the crowd gasps in shock] Sorry, but my heart belongs to... [turns to the Grinch] ...someone else.
[looks behind him and back again, points at himself, Martha nods affirmingly, he then laughs and dances gleefully]
I got a girl, I got a girl, I got a girl! [to Augustus May Who] No hard feelings. [Augustus gives the Grinch his hand to shake, but the Grinch pulls Augustus' hand and guffaws; politely] Cheer up, dude. It's Christmas.


