The House with a Clock in Its Walls 2018 quotes, page 2

Jonathan Barnavelt

Dear Lewis: Enclosed, please find one bus ticket and two silver dollars for your trip to Michigan. I'm really sorry about the loss of your parents. Your mom was my sister, so that makes you family. And I'll do my best to make you feel right at home. As Einstein said, life is like a bicycle. To stay balanced, you got to keep moving forward. And so will we. I look forward to meeting you. Your Uncle Jonathan. PS Sorry for the stain on the letter. That's chocolate.

Jonathan Barnavelt

Bad kitty! Use the litter box!

Jonathan Barnavelt

I can give you the right books, teach you the right spells, but that last 1%, that's up to you.

Jonathan Barnavelt

Don't worry, their teeth are made of pumpkin, they can't really hurt us. [Pumpkin projectile vomits in his face] Okay, I made that one up.

Florence Zimmerman

Oh, my giddy aunt.

Florence Zimmerman

Be a dear: fetch a knife and stab me in the ears.