A scene from Hoodwinked 2005
Boingo

I guess running the cable car's not so bad. You know, it's a great way to see the forest without having to worry about all the big, hairy beasts down there!

Red

[unnerved]

Beasts?

Boingo

[hops over towards her end of the cabin]

Oh, yeah, you know, beasts- the-the wolves, and the bobcats, and the mountain lions, and the...sabre tooth tigers! Bu-but mostly wolves. Mostly wolves. Forests can be a dangerous place for a little guy like me, with my, well look at me, I'm fuzzy. Hey, you deliver up this far?

Red

Well, not usually. But I was thinking about what you told me earlier - about the Muffin Man? I need to protect Granny's recipes from that bandit's evil plan. They're gonna shut down everyone in the forest if we're not careful. [the doors fly open and she flails around, trying to keep her balance]

Boingo

No! [jumps for Red's basket]

Wolf

[But Red grabs the basket as she slips and falls towards the woods below, bounces on the branches, and softly hits the ground. She gets up, finds herself in the forest, and has just seen two hungry eyes glaring at her when a squirrel named Twitchy lands and takes a photo of her. She turns and gasps to find herself face to face with the Wolf]

Afternoon.

Red

[beat]

Hello.

Wolf

So, you're the little girl in the red hood? That was quite a bit of falling you did just now.

Red

Oh, you saw that.

Wolf

Yep, gravity's working. Those old cable cars on the...You should write a letter. [sniffs] Wow, something smells good. Are those...goodies in there?

Red

I'm not supposed to talk to strangers.

Wolf

No, you shouldn't. Good call. So what are you doing out here in the big bad forest? You taking the goodies to someone in particular?

Red

Uhhh...my granny.

Wolf

Granny? Granny Puckett, the goodie lady? My goodness, she makes some good...goodies. She's got a thing. It's like a, uh, it's like, a, uh...cookies, shortbread chocolate icing between very... [sighs] It's good. Uh, it's very good. You make deliveries to your granny often?

Red

[shakes her head]

I don't think I should tell you that.

Wolf

Ah, you don't have anything else in that basket?

Red

You ask a lot of questions, mister!

Wolf

Well, I'm a curious guy. Let me have a look.

Red

I'd rather you didn't.
[The Wolf lets out a ferocious roar. Red screams and immediately runs away]

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