Kevin
Mom, Uncle Frank won't let me watch the movie, but the big kids can. Why can't I?
Kate
Kevin, I'm on the phone. [on the phone] When do you come back? Not till then?
Kevin
It's not even rated R. He's just being a jerk.
Kate
Kevin, if Uncle Frank says no, then, it must be really bad. [on the phone] No, no one is bringing the dog, we're putting it in the kennel for the... Hey, get off! Kevin, out of the room.
Kevin
Hang up the phone and make me, why don't ya?
Kate
This kid.
Peter
Hey, did you pick up a voltage adapter thing?
Kate
No, I didn't have time to do that.
Peter
Then, how do I shave in France?
Kate
Grow a goatee.
Kevin
Dad, nobody'll let me do anything.
Peter
I've got something, why don't you pick up those Micro-Machines that are in there. Aunt Leslie stepped on one and almost broke her neck.
Kate
He was in the garage again playing with the glue gun.
Peter
Didn't we talk about that?
Kevin
Did I burn down the joint? I don't think so. I made ornaments out of fishhooks.
Peter
My new fishhooks?
Kevin
I can't make ornaments out of the old ones with dry worm guts stuck on them.
Kate
Peter?
Peter
Come on, Kevin. Out here.
