A scene from Hitch 2005
Hitch

You are flat out, out of your mind, you know that?

Albert

I know.

Hitch

That's good!

Albert

It is?

Hitch

Yeah. You ever heard of Michelangelo? The Sistine Chapel?

Albert

Yeah.

Hitch

[Gestures towards himself]

Michelangelo. [Gestures towards Albert] The Sistine Chapel.

Albert

Does this mean you can do this?

Hitch

My name's Alex Hitchens. Let's go paint that ceiling.

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Alex "Hitch" Hitchens Will Smith More Hitch quotes →
Albert Kevin James More Albert quotes →

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Sara My job is to try to find the truth! Hitch The truth?! You wouldn't know the truth if it kicked you in the head! Alex "Hitch" Hitchens Life is not the amount of breaths you take, it's the moments that take your breath away.
Often falsely attributed George Carlin, American comedian[citation needed] Alex "Hitch" Hitchens Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away.
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