Hercules quotes

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View Quote Hades: So you took care of him, huh? Dead as a doornail. Weren't those your exact words?
Pain: This might be a different Hercules.
Panic: Yeah! I mean, Hercules is a very popular name nowadays!
Pain: Remember, like, a few years ago, every other boy was named Jason, and the girls were all named Brittany?!

View Quote Hermes: Fabulous party. You know, I haven't seen this much love in a room since Narcissus discovered himself.
Calliope: From that day forward, our boy Hercules could do no wrong. He was so hot, steam looked cool.
Thebians: "All we need now is a plague of locusts." (locust croaks) "That's it. I'm moving to Sparta!"
Hermes: Uh, Hephaestus has been captured, my lord. Everyone's been captured. (Pain and Panic grab him) Ah! I've been captured! Hey, watch the glasses.
Boy: Nice goin', Jerk-ules.
Boy: Call I X I I!!!

View Quote You are correct, sir!

View Quote Baboom. Name is Hades, lord of the dead, hi, howya doin'?

View Quote It's a small underworld, after all, huh?

View Quote Hades: Meg, my little flower, my little bird, my little nut Meg. What exactly happened here? I thought you were gonna persuade the River Guardian to join my team for the uprising, and now here I am, kind of River Guardian-less.
Meg: I gave it my best shot, but me made me an offer I had to refuse.

View Quote How sentimental. You know, I haven't been this choked up since I got a hunk of moussaka caught in my throat!

View Quote Narrator: Long ago, in the far away land of ancient Greece, there was a golden age of powerful gods and extrodinay heroes. And the greatest and strongest of all these heroes... was the mighty Hercules. But what is the measure of a true hero? Now that is where our story--
Muse: Would you listen to him?!
Muse 2: He's making the story sound like some Greek tradgedy!
Muse 3: Lighten up, dude!
Muse 4: We'll take it from here, darling.
Narrator: You go, girls.

View Quote Hades: Ladies! Hah. I am so sorry that I'm...
Fate 1, Fate 2, Fate 3: Late.
Fate 1: We knew you would be.
Fate 2: We know everything.
Fate 1: Past.
Fate 2: Present.
Fate 3: And future. [aside, to Panic] Indoor plumbing. It's gonna be big.

View Quote You know how men are. They think "No" means "Yes" and "Get lost" means "Take me. I'm yours."

View Quote Megara. My friends call me Meg. At least they would if I had any friends. So did they give you a name along with all those rippling pectorals?

View Quote [about Hercules] He comes on with his big, innocent farm boy routine, but I could see through that in a Peloponnesian minute.

View Quote Meg: Hercules, look out! [shoves him aside, the pillar falling on top of her]
Hercules: Meg! NOOOOOOO!!!!
[rushes over and begins to lift the pillar off of her, his strength suddenly returning as he holds it over his head] Hercules: What's happening?
Meg: H-hades deal is broken... (gasps in pain)He promised I wouldn't get hurt...
Hercules: [takes Meg into his arms] Meg, why did you...?
Meg: People always do crazy things...(groans)when they're in love.
Hercules: M-Meg... I...
Meg [wryly]: Are you... always this articulate?

View Quote Hercules: Meg, when I'm with you, I-I don't feel so alone.
Meg: Sometimes it's better to be alone.
Hercules: What do you mean?
Meg: Nobody can hurt you.

View Quote Hercules: Aren't you, a damsel in distress?
Meg: I'm a damsel. I'm in distress. I can handle this. Have a nice day.