Hermes
Fabulous party. You know, I haven't seen this much love in a room since Narcissus discovered himself.
Calliope
From that day forward, our boy Hercules could do no wrong. He was so hot, steam looked cool.
Thebians
"All we need now is a plague of locusts." (locust croaks) "That's it. I'm moving to Sparta!"
Hermes
Uh, Hephaestus has been captured, my lord. Everyone's been captured. (Pain and Panic grab him) Ah! I've been captured! Hey, watch the glasses.
Boy
Nice goin', Jerk-ules.
Boy
Call I X I I!!!
