Look, it wasn't my fault, it was this wonder-boy Hercules!
[Hades freezes in shock; Pain and Panic look nervous]
Hercules... oh... why does that name ring a bell?
I dunno... maybe we owe him money?
What... was that name... again?
Hercules.
[continuing seemingly without noticing Hades]
He comes on with this big 'innocent farmboy' routine, but I could see through that in a Peloponnesian minute.
Wait a minute. Wasn't Hercules the name of that kid we were supposed to--?
(They both spot Hades reaching for them)
OH, MY GODS!
Run for it!
(grabs them)
So you took care of him, huh?! Dead as a doornail. Weren't those your exact words?!
This might be a different Hercules!
Yeah, I mean Hercules is a... [Hades chokes him] very popular name nowadays!
"Remember like a few years ago - every other boy was named Jason and the girls were all named Britney?!"
I'm about to re-arrange the cosmos... and the one schlemiel... who can louse it up... is waltzing around... IN THE WOODS! [literally explodes with rage]
